The Colbert Report
Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate
Season 7 • 09/14/2011
The only thing keeping American kids from humping at the bus stop is fear of "the big C."
Barack Obama's American Jobs Act - Paul KrugmanThe Colbert ReportS7
The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy.
Sign Off - "Stephen Colbert"The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight with air quotes around his name.
Intro - 9/13/11The Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama plans to create jobs in the job plan-creating industry, and Former Vice President Al Gore discusses global warming.
CNN-Tea Party Republican DebateThe Colbert ReportS7
Debates are supposed to help Americans find the Republican presidential candidate, but instead they found the running mate.
Al GoreThe Colbert ReportS7
Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor.
Jobs Bill ClipgateThe Colbert ReportS7
If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials.
Return to SenderThe Colbert ReportS7
There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution.
Michael MooreThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodnight and shoots WristStrong bands into the audience.
Return to Sender - Phil RubioThe Colbert ReportS7
Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office.
Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine MandateThe Colbert ReportS7
If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice.
Take a Billion, Leave a BillionThe Colbert ReportS7
While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades.
Jimmy Fallon & Stephen ReminisceThe Colbert ReportS7
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world.
Intro - 9/15/11The Colbert ReportS7
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
FEMA's Waffle House IndexThe Colbert ReportS7
Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu.
David CopperfieldThe Colbert ReportS7
David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic."
Sign Off - Stephen's Magic TrickThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen performs a magic trick and says goodnight.
The Other American Jobs ActThe Colbert ReportS7
Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name.
Jeffrey KlugerThe Colbert ReportS7
Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer.
Barack Obama Unveils the "Buffett Rule"The Colbert ReportS7
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich.
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