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Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate

Season 7 • 09/14/2011

The only thing keeping American kids from humping at the bus stop is fear of "the big C."

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04:32

Barack Obama's American Jobs Act - Paul Krugman
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The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy.
09/13/2011
00:11

Sign Off - "Stephen Colbert"
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Stephen says goodnight with air quotes around his name.
09/13/2011
00:25

Intro - 9/13/11
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Barack Obama plans to create jobs in the job plan-creating industry, and Former Vice President Al Gore discusses global warming.
09/13/2011
03:24

CNN-Tea Party Republican Debate
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Debates are supposed to help Americans find the Republican presidential candidate, but instead they found the running mate.
09/13/2011
06:42

Al Gore
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Al Gore talks about his work on the Climate Reality Project and marvels at the sophistication of Stephen's global warming metaphor.
09/13/2011
03:02

Jobs Bill Clipgate
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If Barack Obama really believed in his jobs bill, he should have presented it in a leather-bound volume with gold filigree and illuminated initials.
09/14/2011
03:42

Return to Sender
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There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution.
09/14/2011
05:57

Michael Moore
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Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
09/14/2011
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight and shoots WristStrong bands into the audience.
09/14/2011
03:49

Return to Sender - Phil Rubio
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Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office.
09/14/2011
04:19

Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate
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If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice.
09/14/2011
03:23

Take a Billion, Leave a Billion
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While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades.
09/15/2011
06:03

Jimmy Fallon & Stephen Reminisce
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Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world.
09/15/2011
00:25

Intro - 9/15/11
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$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
09/15/2011
03:53

FEMA's Waffle House Index
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Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu.
09/15/2011
05:42

David Copperfield
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David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic."
09/15/2011
00:18

Sign Off - Stephen's Magic Trick
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Stephen performs a magic trick and says goodnight.
09/15/2011
01:14

The Other American Jobs Act
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Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name.
09/15/2011
06:25

Jeffrey Kluger
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Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer.
09/20/2011
02:45

Barack Obama Unveils the "Buffett Rule"
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It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich.
09/20/2011
02:39

The 63rd Emmy Awards
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America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it.
09/20/2011
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