South Park

Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo

Season 7 E 5 • 04/16/2003

Cartman's J-Lo records a hit single.

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00:51

South ParkS7 E4
Full Fledge Retard

In an attempt to initiate a flashback to avoid studying, Cartman hits himself over the head with a rock while thinking about 1776. The boys aren't really into this plan.
04/09/2003
00:59

South ParkS7 E4
Bring the Shizzle

Both Sides or the War Protest have a meeting at the Mayors office. She decides they must protest together,
04/09/2003
01:41

South ParkS7 E4
Cartman in 1776 (Music Montage)

Cartman successfully electrocutes himself back to 1776. Then he sings a song about how much he hates Stan and Kyle.
04/09/2003
01:29

South ParkS7 E4
Official Messenger Boy

In his flashback, Cartman beats up a messenger so he can meet Thomas Jefferson and deliver the Declaration of Independence but he's really in a coma.
04/09/2003
01:15

South ParkS7 E4
Only 2 Left in The Study Group

The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
04/09/2003
00:52

South ParkS7 E4
Thursday: Free Ice Cream Day

Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
04/09/2003
00:45

South ParkS7 E4
How Very Very Relevant

Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
04/09/2003
01:16

South ParkS7 E4
SUPPORT COUNTRY PROTEST ROCK N ROLL

Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
04/09/2003
01:39

South ParkS7 E4
Saying One Thing and Doing Another

Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
04/09/2003
03:02

South ParkS7 E5
Suck My Culo, Chica

J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
04/16/2003
00:57

South ParkS7 E5
Don't Forget The Hot Sauce, Chulo

Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
04/16/2003
02:32

South ParkS7 E5
Hand Lovin'

Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
04/16/2003
02:42

South ParkS7 E5
Will I Dream...

Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
04/16/2003
02:50

South ParkS7 E5
Taco-Flavor Kisses

Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
04/16/2003
01:48

South ParkS7 E5
I Eat Tacos & Burritos

The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
04/16/2003
01:51

South ParkS7 E5
Ms. Lopez Gets Signed

BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
04/16/2003
01:27

South ParkS7 E5
Jennifer Lopez Gets Dropped

J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
04/16/2003
02:32

South ParkS7 E5
Taco Flavored Kisses For My Ben

Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
04/16/2003
02:01

South ParkS7 E5
Can I Have Your Tacos

J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
04/16/2003
01:43

South ParkS7 E5
J-Lo Has A Chainsaw

Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
04/16/2003
02:28

South ParkS7 E6
The Missing Pie

The boys are having trouble finding crimes to solve for their new detective club. They do manage to make a dollar solving the crime of the missing pie.
04/23/2003
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