The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/14/11
Season 7 • 07/14/2011
Scandal won't bring down Rupert Murdoch, and Jose Antonio Vargas is an illegal immigrant.
The Colbert ReportS7 Republicans Choose None of the Above
During debt ceiling negotiations with President Obama, the Republicans practice the old saying, You scratch my back, I get my back scratched.
The Colbert ReportS7 Flagworth 2012
Seeing an American flag can shift voters toward republicanism, so Franklin F. Flagworth should be the GOP's frontrunner.
The Colbert ReportS7 David McCullough
David McCullough explains why 19th century Americans moved to Paris rather than stay in the states and appreciate American mayonnaise.
The Colbert ReportS7 May the Best Stephen Colbert Win
Stephen's Emmy Award nominations might lead to an Emmy three-way.
The Colbert ReportS7 Murdoch's Media Empire Might Go Down the Toilet
With News of the World gone and BSkyB out of reach, all Rupert Murdoch has to comfort him are a few media companies.
The Colbert ReportS7 Carmageddon
With the temporary closure of the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles, increased traffic on two off-peak days means someone might have to walk someplace.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jose Antonio Vargas
Jose Antonio Vargas explains which is more difficult: coming out of the closet as a gay man or as a border gay.
The Colbert ReportS7 Improvised Expressive Devices
Gitmo detainees craft a dangerous new weapon behind bars that may shatter our aesthetic paradigm.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/14/11
Scandal won't bring down Rupert Murdoch, Gitmo detainees get dangerous, and Jose Antonio Vargas admits to being an illegal immigrant.
The Colbert ReportS7 Epic Blockbuster
The final "Harry Potter" and Sarah Palin's documentary would make a great double feature because both movies are about outsiders plucked from obscurity by an old wizard.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/18/11
Everyone continues to talk about the News Corp. phone-hacking scandal, and John Prendergast discusses the two-week-old nation of South Sudan.
The Colbert ReportS7 Exclusive - Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance - Sheila Krumholz
Sheila Krumholz refuses to disclose her Social Security number and closet skeletons despite the OpenSecrets.org stance on campaign finance transparency.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Prerecorded Episodes
Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in a 96-hour meth-fueled news binge.
The Colbert ReportS7 Blood in the Water - Rupert Murdoch's News of the World Scandal
For some reason, the media continues to talk about the Rupert Murdoch piffle, so Steve Doocy blows the lid back onto the story.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Cash Crawl
To seduce the prudent, Stephen puts the names of people who have donated to Colbert Super PAC on a cash crawl.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Finance
Sean Parnell supports Colbert Super PAC's plan to buy an elephant, but Sheila Krumholz wants to shine a light on the taint of private money.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Prendergast
John Prendergast talks about the birth of South Sudan, the creation of its flag and the oil curse that might plague its future.
The Colbert ReportS7 God Calls Rick Perry
With the tough challenges facing America, Rick Perry thinks it's time to hand it over to God and ask Him to jump in.
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