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Talking iPhone 4S
Season 8 • 10/18/2011
Stephen tries to get his iPhone 4S to write the show.
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01:00
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Foul Balls
The Colbert Report
S8
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow supports the NBA owners who make sure Americans don't have to watch hockey.
10/07/2011
05:21
The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy
The Colbert Report
S8
If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
10/17/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen says goodnight to the audience.
10/17/2011
03:02
Occupy Wall Street Spreads
The Colbert Report
S8
The Occupy Wall Street protests break out of their fair trade, cage-free, biodegradable, free love sweat lodge and spread their anti-one-percent message worldwide.
10/17/2011
06:34
Sport Report - NBA Lockout & Colbert Super PAC Ad
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it.
10/17/2011
05:41
Harry Belafonte
The Colbert Report
S8
Harry Belafonte talks about the significance of his "Banana Boat Song" and why he dedicated himself to humanitarian and civil rights activism.
10/17/2011
05:12
Herman Cain's Electrified Fence
The Colbert Report
S8
Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it.
10/18/2011
05:46
Thought for Food - School Potato Guidelines & Fast Food Stamps
The Colbert Report
S8
The USDA launches an attack on the American school lunch tradition of fried tater tots, and Yum! Brand applies for inclusion in the food stamp program.
10/18/2011
02:25
Sign Off - Sixth Anniversary Portrait
The Colbert Report
S8
In honor of The Report's sixth anniversary, Stephen unveils his latest portrait, and New York's Chelsea Market exhibits behind-the-scenes photos from the show.
10/18/2011
05:29
Steven Pinker
The Colbert Report
S8
Steven Pinker believes the world is increasingly nonviolent and that this may be the most peaceful time in human existence.
10/18/2011
01:50
Talking iPhone 4S
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen tries to talk his iPhone 4S into writing the show.
10/18/2011
03:29
Job-Killing EPA - Carol Browner
The Colbert Report
S8
Former EPA administrator Carol Browner explains why clean air and water are good for America's economy.
10/19/2011
02:29
Job-Killing EPA
The Colbert Report
S8
The Republican presidential candidates all agree on one thing: they want to end the EPA's job-murdering environmental regulations.
10/19/2011
00:08
Sign Off - Laptop Music
The Colbert Report
S8
Stephen listens to music on his laptop and says goodnight.
10/19/2011
00:29
Intro - 10/19/11
The Colbert Report
S8
GOP presidential candidates debate in Las Vegas, Republicans want to abolish the EPA, and Ali Soufan discusses the war on terror.
10/19/2011
06:42
Ali Soufan
The Colbert Report
S8
Former FBI Special Agent Ali Soufan discusses the interrogation techniques he used to obtain intelligence from Al Qaeda operatives.
10/19/2011
04:15
Rush Limbaugh's L.R.A. Research
The Colbert Report
S8
Before researching the Lord's Resistance Army, Rush Limbaugh accuses Barack Obama of killing Christians in Uganda.
10/19/2011
04:32
Chris Martin
The Colbert Report
S8
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin weighs Stephen's single Grammy Award against his seven and admits to stealing America's Gwyneth.
10/20/2011
03:14
Bill O'Reilly's "Pinheads & Patriots"
The Colbert Report
S8
Bill O'Reilly supports America's troops by sending them what they need most on the battlefield: his book.
10/20/2011
00:35
Intro - 10/20/11
The Colbert Report
S8
The airline industry creates a new source of revenue, shocking reports emerge from Afghanistan, and Coldplay perform music from their album "Mylo Xyloto."
10/20/2011
04:04
Tip/Wag - Tea Party Nation Pledge & Spirit Airlines' Ad Revenue
The Colbert Report
S8
The Tea Party Nation asks its members to pledge not to hire employees, and Spirit Airlines turns jets into flying billboards.
10/20/2011
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