The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 12/04/2003
Jon's old days were good times, but that's the past and it's not coming back.
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Jon Stewart wonders if Hannity and Colmes have first names.
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Just because Bob Graham isn't on the ballot doesn't mean he can't beat Carol Moseley Braun.
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The soccer mom demographic was prominent in the 2000 election, the Nascar dads will be crucial in 2004 and both parties are looking ahead to the badminton uncles in 2008.
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If we're using robots for vacuuming and putting up dry wall, it's no wonder they rise up to destroy us.
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Alec Baldwin reveals that Jon Stewart is running Hollywood from behind his cheesy, Lucite, basic cable desk.
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The informal Israeli-Palestinian treaty is such a long shot, it can't even work when pigs fly because both parties consider the animals unclean.
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Oh Lord, dig a hole in the ground -- it's gonna snow, Lord.
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Saint Nicholas was the inspiration for Santa Claus, while Mrs. Claus was inspired by the Shelley Winters character from "The Poseidon Adventure."
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Former Israeli Justice Minister Yossi Beilin and former Palestinian Information Minister Yasser Abed Rabbo sign a virtual peace agreement in Geneva.
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Join Stephen Colbert as he dives past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
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Jon may need to rent a car, head to Atlantic City and put his whole life on black.
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Jon Stewart challenges Eva Mendes to a fight.
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Ed Helms offers a variety of ways to beat the holiday blues on a budget.
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Samantha Bee delves into the violent and sultry world of aquatic birds of prey and invertebrates.
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The weekend snowstorm obscures most of the Northeast including the New Hampshire campaigns.
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Jon Stewart outdoes John Kerry's Rolling Stone profanity with a segment where you can barely hear between the beeps.
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Jon teaches the audience not to lick his sidewalk.
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George W. Bush looks very uncomfortable singing Christmas carols.
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Lewis Black has a big bag of coal this Christmas, and he's making stops at KFC and Abercrombie & Fitch.
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Jon questions the wisdom of Iraq forming a symphony orchestra so early in their re-building process.
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