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Jon's Vices
Season 8 • 12/04/2003
Jon's old days were good times, but that's the past and it's not coming back.
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00:18
Globe Central
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon Stewart wonders if Hannity and Colmes have first names.
12/03/2003
04:59
Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Senator Bob Graham
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Just because Bob Graham isn't on the ballot doesn't mean he can't beat Carol Moseley Braun.
12/03/2003
03:06
'04-Play - Knowledge City
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The soccer mom demographic was prominent in the 2000 election, the Nascar dads will be crucial in 2004 and both parties are looking ahead to the badminton uncles in 2008.
12/03/2003
03:31
Back in Black - Ways To Not Get Off Your Ass
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
If we're using robots for vacuuming and putting up dry wall, it's no wonder they rise up to destroy us.
12/03/2003
06:38
Alec Baldwin
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Alec Baldwin reveals that Jon Stewart is running Hollywood from behind his cheesy, Lucite, basic cable desk.
12/04/2003
05:12
Whaaaa? - Imaginary Friends
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The informal Israeli-Palestinian treaty is such a long shot, it can't even work when pigs fly because both parties consider the animals unclean.
12/04/2003
00:41
Intro - First Snow of the Year
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Oh Lord, dig a hole in the ground -- it's gonna snow, Lord.
12/04/2003
03:25
Mark Your Calendar - December
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Saint Nicholas was the inspiration for Santa Claus, while Mrs. Claus was inspired by the Shelley Winters character from "The Poseidon Adventure."
12/04/2003
00:09
Moment of Zen - Virtual Peace Treaty
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Former Israeli Justice Minister Yossi Beilin and former Palestinian Information Minister Yasser Abed Rabbo sign a virtual peace agreement in Geneva.
12/04/2003
01:17
The Colbert Report Preview
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Join Stephen Colbert as he dives past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
12/04/2003
00:39
Jon's Vices
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon may need to rent a car, head to Atlantic City and put his whole life on black.
12/04/2003
05:28
Eva Mendes
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon Stewart challenges Eva Mendes to a fight.
12/08/2003
03:54
Seasonal Affective Disorder
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Ed Helms offers a variety of ways to beat the holiday blues on a budget.
12/08/2003
03:20
Global Earth Watch - Fish Penis
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Samantha Bee delves into the violent and sultry world of aquatic birds of prey and invertebrates.
12/08/2003
01:06
The Storm of the Weekend
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The weekend snowstorm obscures most of the Northeast including the New Hampshire campaigns.
12/08/2003
03:51
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Profanity
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon Stewart outdoes John Kerry's Rolling Stone profanity with a segment where you can barely hear between the beeps.
12/08/2003
01:17
Cheese Curb
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon teaches the audience not to lick his sidewalk.
12/08/2003
00:25
Moment of Zen - Laughing All The Way
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
George W. Bush looks very uncomfortable singing Christmas carols.
12/08/2003
02:58
Back in Black - Naughty List
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Lewis Black has a big bag of coal this Christmas, and he's making stops at KFC and Abercrombie & Fitch.
12/09/2003
01:39
Iraqi Orchestra
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon questions the wisdom of Iraq forming a symphony orchestra so early in their re-building process.
12/09/2003
00:09
Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
One of Vladimir Putin's opponents casts his ballot directly into a shredder.
12/09/2003
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