The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jon's Vices

Season 8 • 12/04/2003

Jon's old days were good times, but that's the past and it's not coming back.

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Globe Central
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Jon Stewart wonders if Hannity and Colmes have first names.
12/03/2003
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Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Senator Bob Graham
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Just because Bob Graham isn't on the ballot doesn't mean he can't beat Carol Moseley Braun.
12/03/2003
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'04-Play - Knowledge City
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The soccer mom demographic was prominent in the 2000 election, the Nascar dads will be crucial in 2004 and both parties are looking ahead to the badminton uncles in 2008.
12/03/2003
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Back in Black - Ways To Not Get Off Your Ass
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If we're using robots for vacuuming and putting up dry wall, it's no wonder they rise up to destroy us.
12/03/2003
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Alec Baldwin
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Alec Baldwin reveals that Jon Stewart is running Hollywood from behind his cheesy, Lucite, basic cable desk.
12/04/2003
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Whaaaa? - Imaginary Friends
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The informal Israeli-Palestinian treaty is such a long shot, it can't even work when pigs fly because both parties consider the animals unclean.
12/04/2003
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Intro - First Snow of the Year
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Oh Lord, dig a hole in the ground -- it's gonna snow, Lord.
12/04/2003
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Mark Your Calendar - December
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Saint Nicholas was the inspiration for Santa Claus, while Mrs. Claus was inspired by the Shelley Winters character from "The Poseidon Adventure."
12/04/2003
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Moment of Zen - Virtual Peace Treaty
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Former Israeli Justice Minister Yossi Beilin and former Palestinian Information Minister Yasser Abed Rabbo sign a virtual peace agreement in Geneva.
12/04/2003
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The Colbert Report Preview
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Join Stephen Colbert as he dives past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
12/04/2003
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Jon's Vices
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Jon may need to rent a car, head to Atlantic City and put his whole life on black.
12/04/2003
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Eva Mendes
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Jon Stewart challenges Eva Mendes to a fight.
12/08/2003
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Seasonal Affective Disorder
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Ed Helms offers a variety of ways to beat the holiday blues on a budget.
12/08/2003
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Global Earth Watch - Fish Penis
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Samantha Bee delves into the violent and sultry world of aquatic birds of prey and invertebrates.
12/08/2003
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The Storm of the Weekend
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The weekend snowstorm obscures most of the Northeast including the New Hampshire campaigns.
12/08/2003
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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Profanity
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Jon Stewart outdoes John Kerry's Rolling Stone profanity with a segment where you can barely hear between the beeps.
12/08/2003
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Cheese Curb
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Jon teaches the audience not to lick his sidewalk.
12/08/2003
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Moment of Zen - Laughing All The Way
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George W. Bush looks very uncomfortable singing Christmas carols.
12/08/2003
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Back in Black - Naughty List
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Lewis Black has a big bag of coal this Christmas, and he's making stops at KFC and Abercrombie & Fitch.
12/09/2003
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Iraqi Orchestra
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Jon questions the wisdom of Iraq forming a symphony orchestra so early in their re-building process.
12/09/2003
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Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder
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One of Vladimir Putin's opponents casts his ballot directly into a shredder.
12/09/2003
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