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FEMA's Waffle House Index
Season 7 • 09/15/2011
In America, it is only a disaster once it disrupts the supply of chicken-fried meats.
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03:42
Return to Sender
The Colbert Report
S7
There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution.
09/14/2011
05:57
Michael Moore
The Colbert Report
S7
Michael Moore describes the defining moment that transformed him from a quiet kid into an outspoken social critic.
09/14/2011
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen says goodnight and shoots WristStrong bands into the audience.
09/14/2011
03:49
Return to Sender - Phil Rubio
The Colbert Report
S7
Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office.
09/14/2011
03:23
Take a Billion, Leave a Billion
The Colbert Report
S7
While the $2 billion UBS lost in rogue trades sounds like a lot, it's only a fraction of what they lost through authorized trades.
09/15/2011
06:03
Jimmy Fallon & Stephen Reminisce
The Colbert Report
S7
Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world.
09/15/2011
00:25
Intro - 9/15/11
The Colbert Report
S7
$2 billion goes missing from a major bank, and David Copperfield explores the science of illusion.
09/15/2011
05:42
David Copperfield
The Colbert Report
S7
David Copperfield explores the art and science of illusion and talks about "gut magic."
09/15/2011
00:18
Sign Off - Stephen's Magic Trick
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen performs a magic trick and says goodnight.
09/15/2011
01:14
The Other American Jobs Act
The Colbert Report
S7
Democrats forgot to file their jobs bill with the House of Representatives, so Louie Gohmert filed his own jobs bill with the same name.
09/15/2011
03:53
FEMA's Waffle House Index
The Colbert Report
S7
Waffle House becomes FEMA's syrup-smothered canary in a coalmine, which is also available on their menu.
09/15/2011
06:25
Jeffrey Kluger
The Colbert Report
S7
Author Jeffrey Kluger discusses the effect of sibling dynamics on people's lives and explains why Stephen is such a charmer.
09/20/2011
02:45
Barack Obama Unveils the "Buffett Rule"
The Colbert Report
S7
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that the U.S. needs money, but conservatives think Barack Obama is waging class warfare by taxing the rich.
09/20/2011
02:39
The 63rd Emmy Awards
The Colbert Report
S7
America invented TV, so Americans should get the awards for it.
09/20/2011
00:56
Sign Off - Colbert Nation's Newest Members
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen welcomes Colbert Nation's newest members and says goodnight.
09/20/2011
04:30
The Word - Death and Taxes
The Colbert Report
S7
If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable.
09/20/2011
03:39
The Gayest Penetration
The Colbert Report
S7
The end of "don't ask, don't tell" forever changes America's perception of its military.
09/20/2011
05:53
Daniel Yergin
The Colbert Report
S7
Author Daniel Yergin discusses hydrofracking, alternative energy sources and America's decreasing demand for oil.
09/21/2011
00:07
Sign Off - Cigar
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen smokes a cigar and says goodnight.
09/21/2011
03:06
Wall Street Under Siege
The Colbert Report
S7
Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met.
09/21/2011
05:04
European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery - Chrystia Freeland
The Colbert Report
S7
Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008.
09/21/2011
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