The Colbert Report
Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer
Season 7 • 01/04/2011
Stephen will provide the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
The Colbert ReportS7 Snowpocalypse 2010
Because of a dusting of 30 inches of snow, the NFL postpones a Vikings-Eagles game from Sunday to Tuesday.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Home Improvement Tip
Fix a leaky roof by hammering the electrical box, moving into a neighbor's house and causing the end of their marriage.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/3/11
Stephen looks into charities' possible misuse of funds, uncovers a menace in Florida and asks Ed Rendell how it feels to be the only Democrat leaving office by choice.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Susan G. Komen Foundation & Spider-Man Musical
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation spends donor funds to sue other charities, and Spider-Man saves Broadway with violent disfigurement.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Enemy Within - Caboodle Ranch
In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America's government, law enforcement and failing schools.
The Colbert ReportS7 Native American Overlords
Stephen addresses America's new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.
The Colbert ReportS7 Geoffrey Canada
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
The Colbert ReportS7 Gold Faithful
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/4/11
Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
The Colbert ReportS7 Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt
Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer
Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/5/11
The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
The Colbert ReportS7 Huckleberry Finn Censorship
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
The Colbert ReportS7 Yellowline International, Inc.
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
The Colbert ReportS7 What's a Reince Priebus?
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Atul Gawande
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Boris the Lynx
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
The Colbert ReportS7 Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild Lynx
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
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