The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Meet the Clockers

Season 12 • 01/10/2007

Congress has 100 hours to solve America's problems. They'll start just as soon as football is over.

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04:18

Baby Talk
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Sam Bee reports your baby's obesity poses a danger to your family's overall attractiveness.
01/09/2007
00:17

Moment of Zen - Babies Are Our Future
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Every day future bankers, lawyers, and doctors are born. But so are future hoodlums.
01/09/2007
00:40

Earth and Stars
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Stephen reports on the Earth revolving on its axis and light from stars finally reaching us.
01/09/2007
02:05

Global War on Terror
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Fran Townsend wins the golden turd. It's not condemnation, it's praise she hasn't earned yet.
01/09/2007
03:16

Name Game
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Assif Mandvi reports Obama is only one letter away from Osama. Is it a risk we are willing to take?
01/09/2007
04:50

Bush and Lincoln
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Jon Oliver reports on the similarities between Bush and Lincoln. Both have the first name President.
01/10/2007
00:22

Moment of Zen - All Shook Up
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Stephen Cohen says the Democrats will leave the status quo all shook up.
01/10/2007
02:15

Countdown to San Francisco
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Rob Riggle waits for San Francisco to hit America's heartland. Do you hear house music?
01/10/2007
06:24

Mike Huckabee
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Governor Mike Huckabee tells Jon how he transcended partisan politics to pass gas.
01/10/2007
01:50

NYC's Best Dressed
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Jon is named one of NYC's best dressed. It's not personal style. It's OCD.
01/10/2007
03:33

Meet the Clockers
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Congress has 100 hours to solve America's problems. They'll start just as soon as football is over.
01/10/2007
00:52

Welcome Back
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Stephen finally asks Jon about his holiday vacation.
01/11/2007
03:23

Peter O'Toole Pt. 1
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Peter O'Toole explains to Jon that the longer he lives, the more he has to work
01/11/2007
04:41

Bush's New Plan
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Rob Riggle explains how the Amish are our last hope in Iraq.
01/11/2007
03:13

Peter O'Toole Pt. 2
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Peter O'Toole tells Jon how he loved working with Katharine Hepburn.
01/11/2007
05:17

Surge Overkill
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Bush commits 20,000 more troops to Iraq. A 15% increase. That's not a surge, that's gratuity.
01/11/2007
00:15

Moment of Zen - Taste the Snow
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Fox News meteorologist Janice Dean gets excited about the snowfall.
01/11/2007
02:05

Media Analysis - Bush's Address
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The media provides the illumination we need to navigate through complex foreign policy.
01/11/2007
00:15

Moment of Zen - Walrus Workout
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Not every walrus gets a personal training session.
01/15/2007
01:00

Peter Hogan
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Stephen's pool contractor made a tragic error that could ruin his son's future.
01/15/2007
03:15

Josh Bernstein Pt. 1
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Josh Bernstein has explored dozens of countries. Jon wonders if he is really Jewish.
01/15/2007
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