The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Other News - Fission Impossible
Season 4 E 17 • 08/09/1999
Portland residents put off buying new clothes in anticipation of the extra limbs they might grow.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E16Moment of Zen - Cat Lady
A cat lady pretends she is a cat.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E16Headlines - Boy Scouts of America - The Pink Badge of Courage
The New Jersey Supreme Court rules that the Boy Scouts must allow gay troop leaders into their organization.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17This Just In - Ho's Were the Days
In all likelihood, a nearby brothel will only hire a few employees of the Mustang Ranch because their only references are whores.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Coke Bush
George W. Bush still refuses to disclose whether he has used cocaine and, from a reporter's standpoint, that can only mean that he's definitely used cocaine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Public Excess - Let Yourself Go
Rich Brown highlights Francine Dancer, who rocks the mosh pit by showing the mosh in her pits.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Badvertising
Anti-immigration organization Project USA engages in an effort to close our borders and save us from our great-grandparents.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Headlines - Resign of the Times
Richard Nixon later regretted his goodbye salute because it used four more fingers than he intended.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Dave Foley
Dave Foley feels he was miscast as Richard Nixon staff member Bob Haldeman in the new movie "Dick."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Headlines - Russian Roulette
Boris Yeltsin fires his entire Cabinet and the public is warned to stay tuned for the same story in three more months.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Moment of Zen - Green Desk
Russian President Boris Yeltsin speaks from his green desk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E17Other News - Fission Impossible
Nuclear reactor gives Portland, Oregon residents a thrill of a lifetime -- which is now about twenty years shorter.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Other News - Full Metal Racket
A U.S. Colonel's wife was suspected of smuggling cocaine via the U.S. Embassy in Colombia. This may be worse than the Vietnam War.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Moment of Zen - Protective Glasses
Children stand around in a field wearing protective glasses to prepare for and welcome the final total eclipse of the sun of the millennium.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Headlines - Fear of a Black Planet
Europeans prepare for the final big eclipse of the millennium with excitement, anticipation and some of the most incoherent thoughts ever articulated.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18This Just In - The Rising Sun Also Rises
Japan has spent many years debating but has finally decided to readopt its old flag and anthem. The anthem's lyrics prove to not be the catchiest ever.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Intro - Penis Repellent
The mystery of alien abduction, the pain and drama of Viagra use, and Dom Irrera are all featured on this episode of The Daily Show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Headlines - Grin and Wear It
Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter are awarded the Medal of Freedom by Bill Clinton. Ex-President Carter's speech is less than electrifying yet still gets a laugh.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Ugly American - Air-Rage
Air-rage is becoming a pretty big problem. Luckily, Dave Attell knows the cause and, more importantly, the solution: Take the bus.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Dom Irrera
Dom Irrera talks about friends with bad jobs, lending out money, closet homosexuals, and his only current athletic goal: not having tits.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E18Alien Nation II
Mike Russ is a perception expert. He can tell that t-shirts are also 12 foot tall lizards, missing children are often eaten by these lizards, and Bob Hope is a British alien.
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