The Colbert Report
RNC Young Voters Survey
Season 9 • 04/03/2013
The GOP asks youngsters if Republicans discriminate and whether or not they are "in the closet."
Florida's Bong BillThe Colbert ReportS9
Under a Florida bill, any retailer that sells marijuana smoking pipes could be charged with a first-degree misdemeanor.
We Are at War - North KoreaThe Colbert ReportS9
North Korea nullifies its 60-year armistice with South Korea, and Kim Jong-un targets Austin's South by Southwest Music Festival.
Gay Marriage FraudThe Colbert ReportS9
The Supreme Court will decide on gay marriage during wedding season, and Georgia's Sue Everhart believes straight men will commit gay marriage fraud.
Jim McGreeveyThe Colbert ReportS9
The former governor of New Jersey discusses political sex scandals, a program for incarcerated addicts, and his HBO documentary, "Fall to Grace."
We Are at War - North Korea - Victor ChaThe Colbert ReportS9
Georgetown professor Dr. Victor Cha talks about his book, "The Impossible State: North Korea, Past and Future."
A.C. GraylingThe Colbert ReportS9
The philosopher shares his book, "The God Argument: The Case Against Religion and for Humanism."
Sign Off - Campaign PosterThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen makes a poster for his sister, House candidate Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
Gun Control & Barn OrgiesThe Colbert ReportS9
Louie Gohmert's logical argument against gun control has proven that any liberal policy eventually leads to sex with animals.
"Morning Joe" vs. The Colbert ReportThe Colbert ReportS9
Joe Scarborough airs a pure infomercial for his buddy and congressional candidate Mark Sanford, which inspires Stephen to endorse Mark's opponent, Elizabeth Colbert Busch.
RNC Young Voters SurveyThe Colbert ReportS9
The Republican Party's SurveyMonkey survey addresses young voters' love of diversity and how to come out of the closet.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS9
BRAIN Initiative project director Francis Collins discusses the most complicated biological structure in the universe.
Obama's BRAIN InitiativeThe Colbert ReportS9
If the gun registry is just a plot to take away America's guns, then Obama's brain registry is just a ploy to take away its brains.
Intro - 4/4/13The Colbert ReportS9
The Obama administration starts a science initiative, and NIH Director Francis Collins tries to map out the brain.
Pegasus Pipeline SpillThe Colbert ReportS9
For legal and tax reasons, the black, sticky stuff that surged through an Arkansas suburb isn't classified as oil; it's "diluted bitumen."
Koko & Jeremy Irons on Gay MarriageThe Colbert ReportS9
Koko the talking gorilla conveys her sadness, and Jeremy Irons's anti-gay comments aren't offensive because he eventually wishes everybody well.
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
President Bill Clinton explains why he doesn't call the Clinton Global Initiative the Clinton American Initiative.
Colbert Galactic Initiative - Bill Clinton Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
President Bill Clinton discusses his time restraints as president and his "totally selfish" aid work, including agricultural projects in Rwanda and Malawi.
Sign Off - Colbert Galactic InitiativeThe Colbert ReportS9
Bill Clinton says goodnight and reminds Stephen that he succumbed to the famed Clinton charisma.
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