The Colbert Report
Better Know a Lobby - Health Care for America Now
Season 5 • 09/14/2009
Richard Kirsch admits that Americans will still die if health care reform is passed.
The Colbert ReportS5 France Bans Elephants
France ruins Stephen's vacation plans by banning elephants from French beaches.
The Colbert ReportS5 Chris Matthews
Chris Matthews believes American politics would have been completely different without the Kennedys.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Baby Bear
Even Godless Killing Machines let their young watch Stephen Colbert, if only to teach them how to track their prey.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Ancient History
The forefathers of today's Colbert Nation read aloud from Stephen's masterpiece, "I Am America (And So Can You!)"
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Dancing Baby
One of Stephen's youngest fans pays tribute to The Colbert Report -- and America.
The Colbert ReportS5 Conservatives Are Back
Barack Obama's speech on health care reform is so moving it almost fools Lindsey Graham into clapping.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cory Booker
Mayor Cory Booker discusses Newark's decreasing crime rate and gives Stephen the right to pee.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift at the VMAs
Kanye West's attack on Taylor Swift at the VMAs was actually an attack on Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 9/14/09
The health care debate rages on, MTV's VMAs deliver a shock, and Cory Booker admits he is the mayor of Newark.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Lobby - Health Care for America Now
Richard Kirsch must choose between saving universal health care or saving an old lady from drowning.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Loses World Record to Lou Dobbs
Lou Dobbs beats Stephen with the world record for most insults to Mexico in a single broadcast.
The Colbert ReportS5 Christiane Amanpour
Christiane Amanpour is going to make Americans care about the rest of the world with her CNN show "Amanpour."
The Colbert ReportS5 Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission - Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin explains what will happen to elections if the Supreme Court decides in favor of corporations.
The Colbert ReportS5 World Record for Mexican Insults
Stephen tries to set his own record for most insults to Mexico in a single nightly news broadcast.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Let Freedom Ka-Ching
Corporations do everything people do except breathe, die and go to jail for dumping 1.3 million pounds of PCBs in the Hudson River.
The Colbert ReportS5 I's on Edjukashun - Muslim Textbooks & Tony Danza
Obama indoctrinates America's school children, Tucker Carlson reveals Muslims' influence on textbooks, and Tony Danza teaches high school.
The Colbert ReportS5 Figgy Moonpowder
If David Bowie is going to muscle into Stephen's turf by having a spider named after him, Stephen will introduce his alter ego, Figgy Moonpowder.
The Colbert ReportS5 Body Worlds Plans Cadaver Sex Exhibit
The Body Worlds exhibit devoted to cadaver sex makes being dead look like too much fun.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 9/16/09
Stephen takes an in-depth look at education, and The Flaming Lips' two-story plush hippo doesn't get through security.
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