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Haitian Building

Season 8 • 03/02/2004

Haitians have a time honored tradition of choosing new leaders, by whoever has the roundest head.

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Edie Falco
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Edie Falco went to college to get rid of her accent, then got hired on a show to bring it back.
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The Wal
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The Wal-Mart "private fleet" is the line of vehicles that takes what's special about your town and drives it out into the desert to be destroyed.
03/01/2004
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Vulgar Noun
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Everyone on the Daily Show is so used to hearing Jon Stewart use vulgar nouns on the show, they forgot to stop him.
03/01/2004
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Oscars 2004
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No Stephen Colbert Oscar analysis would be complete without giving this year's nominees the Stephen Colbert treatment by way of a dazzling video montage, and... magic!
03/01/2004
04:14

The Passion of the Crystal
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Surprisingly Nazi documentarian Leni Riefenstahl receives little applause during the in memoriam portion of the Oscars.
03/01/2004
00:29

Rub the Wrong Way
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Local Alabama ad causes Ed Helms to rub himself the wrong way.
03/01/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Allies for Peace
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King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia shakes hands with U.S. presidents in a commercial meant to help his country's image.
03/01/2004
06:35

Mark Ebner
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Mark Ebner's book could easily have become a compendium of flame outs and meltdowns.
03/02/2004
00:25

Moment of Zen - Dennis Kucinich
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Dennis Kucinich is videotaped voting.
03/02/2004
04:07

Fence or Wall?
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The real loser of the debate was the media, which used its time to grill the candidates over labels that matter only to them.
03/02/2004
04:28

Haitian Building
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Haiti's President Jean- Bertrand Aristide left the country to avoid bloodshed, most notably his blood being shed.
03/02/2004
03:04

Kerry Headquarters
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Rob Corddry describes the celebratory mood at John Kerry's headquarters after his Democratic nomination.
03/03/2004
01:08

Phone Call
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President Bush calls John Kerry to compliment him on his important victory.
03/03/2004
02:59

Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 2
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Rudolph Giuliani talks about gay marriage and white-collar scandals.
03/03/2004
01:31

Two Americas
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Samantha Bee explains how John Edwards managed to lose a primary in an America of his own invention.
03/03/2004
00:15

Moment of Zen - Kerry Wins
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A picture of the Democratic candidates slowly fades until John Kerry is the only one left.
03/03/2004
03:00

41st King
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Stephen Colbert suggests that with John Kerry's nomination, forces are in motion in the Bush campaign.
03/03/2004
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Kerry Edwards
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John Kerry and John Edwards used to be rivals but now they sing each other's praises.
03/03/2004
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Rudolph Giuliani Pt. 1
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Rudolph Giuliani thinks John Kerry and George W. Bush are honest, decent men who have different philosophies.
03/03/2004
00:25

Indecision 2004 - John Kerry Celebrity Explosion
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The Kerry charisma has charmed many of Hollywood's finest into an endorsement.
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Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Nation!
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Moafaq Al-Rubaie announces the birth of a new Iraq.
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