The Colbert Report
People Who Are Destroying America - SawStop
Season 8 • 02/13/2012
Inventor Steve Gass threatens Americans' constitutional right to saw off their own fingers.
Colbert Super PAC - Thank YouThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen thanks the heroes for their donations and reveals how Colbert Super PAC will spend its $1 million.
America's Biggest Super PAC DonorsThe Colbert ReportS8
Super PACs haven't led to billionaires secretly buying democracy, they've led to billionaires publicly buying it.
Christiane AmanpourThe Colbert ReportS8
CNN's Christiane Amanpour examines the likelihood of America and Israel going to war with Iran and weighs in on Iran's nuclear program.
Intro - 2/2/12The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen exposes the biggest super PAC donors, Newt Gingrich faces legal trouble, and Christiane Amanpour talks about Iran.
Survivor Sues Newt Gingrich - Dave BicklerThe Colbert ReportS8
Frankie Sullivan sues Newt Gingrich for using Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger" in his campaign, and former frontman Dave Bickler performs "A Nation Like No Other."
Sign Off - Colbert Nation NewbornThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen congratulates The Colbert Report's Andro Buneta and his wife on the birth of their baby.
Stephen Colbert's Free Americone Dream DayThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream.
Intro - 2/13/12The Colbert ReportS8
The government cracks down on woodworking, Jimmy Fallon's ice cream war with Stephen heats up, and Bill McKibben discusses global warming.
Bill McKibbenThe Colbert ReportS8
Activist Bill McKibben talks about the proposed Keystone XL oil pipeline and calls on Colbert Nation to sign his petition opposing its construction.
Linsanity!The Colbert ReportS8
You know things are rough when a Harvard economics grad like Jeremy Lin has an easier time getting a job as an NBA point guard than as a Wall Street bond trader.
People Who Are Destroying America - SawStopThe Colbert ReportS8
Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology.
Intro - 2/14/12The Colbert ReportS8
A health care mandate forces Catholic groups to provide birth control, government may ban cell phone use in cars, and William Broad studies the science of yoga.
Sign Off - Stephen's Friend Lou-DogThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen howls goodnight with his friend Lou.
Tip/Wag - Gay Building Marriage & Transportation Safety Board Cell Phone BanThe Colbert ReportS8
A Seattle woman saves a building by marrying it, and the National Transportation Safety Board rejects Americans' constitutional right to tear down the highway while texting.
Contraception CrusadeThe Colbert ReportS8
Barack Obama launches a vengeful health care crusade against the Catholic church, essentially forcing priests to hand out condoms at mass.
William BroadThe Colbert ReportS8
The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks.
Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show 2012The Colbert ReportS8
Although surely wonderful in their own way, members of the shelter dog underclass are just not Kennel Club material.
Ann PatchettThe Colbert ReportS8
Novelist Ann Patchett discusses the importance of brick-and-mortar bookstores and explains what prompted her to open Parnassus Books in Nashville.
Sign Off - Caught LookingThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen admires his eyes in the mirror and says goodnight.
Rick Santorum's Energy War AlarmThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum calls on humans to husband the earth's resources before fracking her good all night long.
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