The Colbert Report
The Word - English
Season 2 • 04/26/2006
Romance languages lead to pre-marital sex.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sam Harris
Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Bush Clock
It's almost midnight on the East Coast, which means soon there will be only 999 days left in the Bush presidency.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Panama
Like the Bush administration, celebrities should never try anything new.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Middle Name
In 1983, Stephen legally changed his middle name.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks' latest movie questions the divinity of Jesus -- not to mention, what's with the hair?
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey
Representative Phil Gingrey won in Newt Gingrich's old district when voters confused their last names.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/26/06
In tonight's episode, "The Star Spangled Banner" is translated into Spanish, and Sebastian Junger discusses his cheery book on the Boston Strangler.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sebastian Junger
Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
The Colbert ReportS2 Armed and Ready
"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Yellowcake
Stephen has slam dunk intelligence on Joe Scarborough's nuclear program.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - English
Our national anthem is now a ditty for immigrants to sing as they stream across our broken borders.
The Colbert ReportS2 Snow: Informer
With the appointment of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, Stephen positions himself for a job in Homeland Security.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bill Kristol
Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Sleight of Hand
Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - The NFL Draft
Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
The Colbert ReportS2 Plagiarism
Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - White Gloves
Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/27/06
Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Exxon
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/1/06
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
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