The Colbert Report

The Word - English

Season 2 • 04/26/2006

Romance languages lead to pre-marital sex.

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Sam Harris

Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.
04/25/2006
00:29

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Sign Off - Bush Clock

It's almost midnight on the East Coast, which means soon there will be only 999 days left in the Bush presidency.
04/25/2006
02:51

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The Word - Panama

Like the Bush administration, celebrities should never try anything new.
04/25/2006
00:05

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Fract - Middle Name

In 1983, Stephen legally changed his middle name.
04/25/2006
05:26

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ThreatDown - Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks' latest movie questions the divinity of Jesus -- not to mention, what's with the hair?
04/25/2006
06:40

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Better Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey

Representative Phil Gingrey won in Newt Gingrich's old district when voters confused their last names.
04/26/2006
00:36

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Intro - 4/26/06

In tonight's episode, "The Star Spangled Banner" is translated into Spanish, and Sebastian Junger discusses his cheery book on the Boston Strangler.
04/26/2006
05:06

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Sebastian Junger

Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
04/26/2006
04:11

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Armed and Ready

"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
04/26/2006
00:17

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Sign Off - Yellowcake

Stephen has slam dunk intelligence on Joe Scarborough's nuclear program.
04/26/2006
03:16

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The Word - English

Our national anthem is now a ditty for immigrants to sing as they stream across our broken borders.
04/26/2006
02:09

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Snow: Informer

With the appointment of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, Stephen positions himself for a job in Homeland Security.
04/27/2006
07:02

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Bill Kristol

Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
04/27/2006
03:04

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All You Need to Know - Sleight of Hand

Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
04/27/2006
01:36

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Sign Off - The NFL Draft

Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
04/27/2006
02:01

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Plagiarism

Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
04/27/2006
03:47

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The Word - White Gloves

Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
04/27/2006
00:32

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Intro - 4/27/06

Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
04/27/2006
04:05

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Tip/Wag - Exxon

Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
05/01/2006
00:35

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Intro - 5/1/06

George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
05/01/2006
01:23

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Sign Off - Spam

Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
05/01/2006
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