The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Aliens vs. Senator

Season 16 • 06/22/2011

Puppet John McCain believes illegal immigrants started wildfires in Arizona and hid his remote.

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00:49

Moment of Zen - Barack Obama Calms a Crying Baby
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Barack Obama calms a crying baby as soon as he picks her up.
06/21/2011
05:36

Fox News' False Statements
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Fox News turns into a lying dynasty when PolitiFact checks the news network for false statements.
06/21/2011
00:58

Intro - Long-Term Visitors
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Jon delivers a quick word to the tourist community: if you've been in America eight months, you live here.
06/21/2011
07:00

Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz removes Jon's stitches with blunt scissors while talking about "Bad Teacher."
06/21/2011
06:08

The Fast and the Furious - Mexico Grift
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The ATF plan to prevent American guns from being used in Mexican gun violence is to provide Mexican gangs with American guns.
06/21/2011
02:16

Grecian Burn - Credit Default Swaps
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Aasif Mandvi explains how Goldman Sachs helped Greek people to continue retiring a few years after puberty.
06/22/2011
03:52

Grecian Burn
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Young people and the elderly throw incendiary devices and yogurt to protest Greece's proposed austerity measures.
06/22/2011
02:02

Grecian Burn - Battle of Duality
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Greece is torn between the aggression of the Spartans and the wisdom of the Athenians when dealing with its debt.
06/22/2011
06:54

Mitchell Zuckoff
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Mitchell Zuckoff recounts the rescue of WWII soldiers stranded with cannibals in New Guinea after a plane crash.
06/22/2011
00:14

Moment of Zen - Geraldo Rivera Reports on Casey Anthony Trial
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Geraldo Rivera trusts evidence will show that Casey Anthony is a selfish, narcissistic, self-involved slut.
06/22/2011
05:04

Aliens vs. Senator
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Puppet John McCain blames illegal immigrants for starting the wildfires in Arizona, hiding his remote and taking his reading glasses.
06/22/2011
02:01

Corn-Hold
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The New York State Legislature attempts to pass a bill legalizing same-sex marriage but votes for the official state vegetable instead.
06/23/2011
06:46

A Fewer Good Men
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Barack Obama disappoints both sides by announcing the incremental withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan.
06/23/2011
00:27

Moment of Zen - Lindsey Graham Doesn't Enjoy War
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Lindsey Graham answers questions about the Afghanistan war in the third person.
06/23/2011
04:50

You're Welcome - Hacker Threat
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John Hodgman does whatever it takes to keep the hackers happy so his Etsy storefront stays safe.
06/23/2011
06:30

Bruce Headlam
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Bruce Headlam discusses his reluctance to do "Page One" and explains why online advertising isn't lucrative for the New York Times.
06/23/2011
05:25

Jennifer Aniston
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Jennifer Aniston talks about sexual harassment, her guitar-playing dentist and her movie, "Horrible Bosses."
06/27/2011
00:36

Moment of Zen - Doomed Geese
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In Colorado, wild geese surf the Colorado River, but in New York City, they're slaughtered to feed the homeless.
06/27/2011
03:29

Happy Gays - New York Gay Pride Parade
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Josh Gad hits the streets of New York to find out what implications the legalization of same-sex marriage will have on the city.
06/27/2011
05:10

Happy Gays
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New York's Senate legalizes same-sex marriage, and Barack Obama wants to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act.
06/27/2011
05:51

Oh, for Fox Sake
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Chris Wallace sets the record straight about his interview with Jon by retracting the truth.
06/27/2011
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