The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Three-Minute Confirmation Stick

Season 14 • 05/04/2009

Assif Mandvi breaks down Obama code and introduces the three-minute Supreme Court litmus stick.

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Moment of Zen - Giant Petri Dishes
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Fox News reports on pigs spreading infectious diseases from a pig farm.
04/30/2009
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Harry Truman Was Not a War Criminal
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In Jon's estimation, calling Harry Truman a war criminal was a stupid thing to say.
04/30/2009
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Obama 101
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Fox News stocks up on holy water and garlic to commemorate Obama's first 100 days.
04/30/2009
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Hugh Jackman
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Hugh Jackman's son picks up hot 14-year-old girls by telling them Wolverine is his dad.
04/30/2009
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Intro - Hugh Jackman Is Here
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Guests don't get any bigger than Hugh Jackman.
04/30/2009
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Denis Leary
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Denis Leary would normally say "douchebag" 10 times, but when he says it in a fireman's uniform, he's acting.
05/04/2009
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Justice Is Bland
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What part of "lifetime appointment" does Justice Souter not understand?
05/04/2009
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Moment of Zen - List of Philias
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Representative Steve King lists some philias.
05/04/2009
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Intro - Facebook Friends
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Jon can't wait to meet his Facebook friend, Denis Leary.
05/04/2009
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House DC - College Bowls & Hate Crimes
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Congress questions the fairness of the college bowl championship and whether sexual orientation should be added to the hate crimes list.
05/04/2009
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Three-Minute Confirmation Stick
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Aasif Mandvi's three-minute confirmation stick determines where justices stand on abortion with 98% accuracy.
05/04/2009
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Fareed Zakaria
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Fareed Zakaria believes Pakistan is the most difficult problem the Obama administration faces.
05/05/2009
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Bank Stress Tests
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Josh Gad assures Jon that the banks won't fail their stress tests if they just follow the script.
05/05/2009
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Intro - Alphabet of Stars
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Fareed Zakaria is the last guest in the alphabet of stars.
05/05/2009
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Moment of Zen - Dom DeLuise Remembered
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Dom DeLuise is remembered in an old commercial for "The Cannonball Run."
05/05/2009
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Republicans: The Lost Party
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Leaders of the Republican Party recognize mistakes and eat local ethnic food in casual attire -- it's like they're just like us.
05/05/2009
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Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - GM & Chrysler
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The dissolution of two of the most famous car brands may be bad news, but Chrysler has a plan to turn that frown upside down.
05/05/2009
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Moment of Zen - Nice Tip
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Barack Obama leaves five dollars in the tip jar of a burger joint.
05/06/2009
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Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Busy
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Stephen's too busy preparing his show to check in with Jon.
05/06/2009
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Where's the Chief?
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Barack Obama slowly orders a burger during an unannounced visit to a local fast food joint.
05/06/2009
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Apakalypse Now
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Pakistan President Zardari is in the wrong situation room talking to the wrong bearded extremist.
05/06/2009
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