The Colbert Report
Sport Report - More With Coach Mancini
Season 3 • 01/25/2007
Stephen asks Coach Mancini to inject steroids into the Saginaw Spirit players.
Pre-tapeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen goes to great lengths to explain how the show you are watching was taped last night.
Lou DobbsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
State of the Union - Cheney WinsThe Colbert ReportS3
Not only did Stephen stand and clap through the entire State of the Union, he kept applauding till just a couple of minutes ago.
Intro - 1/24/07The Colbert ReportS3
Time Magazine lays off 300 people, and Lou Dobbs talks about "The War on the Middle Class."
The Word - Great NewsThe Colbert ReportS3
The free market has shown you no longer need a staff of credible, experienced journalists. Now, all you need is a camera phone and a live journal.
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 4th - Jason AltmireThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen plays a game of paper football against Congressman Jason Altmire.
Mike WallaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
Intro - 1/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
Right Away?The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
The Word - SMAFUThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen explains that SMAFU stands for Southern Methodists All Frigged Up.
Sport Report - More With Coach ManciniThe Colbert ReportS3
If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
Barry LandoThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
Stephen Colbert DayThe Colbert ReportS3
Oshawa Mayor John Gray loses a bet, but wins an opportunity to celebrate Stephen Colbert Day.
Intro - 1/29/07The Colbert ReportS3
Microsoft hires someone to tamper with Wikipedia, and Scientologists name their new messiah.
The Word - WikilobbyingThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is sure people will start trusting Microsoft again, if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipedia about how people are trusting Microsoft again.
New York GrievesThe Colbert ReportS3
New York got an all-too-brief taste of grace from Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor this weekend.
Tip/Wag - Tom CruiseThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wags his finger at Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Church of Scientology, the National Coalition for the Homeless, and brain damage.
Caviar Omelets for the TroopsThe Colbert ReportS3
With $1.2 trillion, Stephen would buy the troops $1,000 caviar omelets for every meal.
Intro - 1/30/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen knows how the money on the Iraq war should have been spent, looks inside our nation's legal system, and asks Donna Shalala how she's using her retirement to destroy America.
New Military WeaponThe Colbert ReportS3
The Pentagon introduces a new non-lethal weapon with an invisible beam, but Stephen has come up with his own irresistible security technology.
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