The Colbert Report

Stephen for Press Secretary

Season 2 • 05/02/2006

Stephen's shares his audition tape for White House press secretary.

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Tip/Wag - Exxon
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Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
05/01/2006
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Intro - 5/1/06
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George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
05/01/2006
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Sign Off - Spam
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Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
05/01/2006
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The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime
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Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
05/01/2006
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White House Correspondents' Dinner
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Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
05/01/2006
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Jon Meacham
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Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
05/01/2006
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Magic!
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Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
05/02/2006
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Mike Huckabee
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Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
05/02/2006
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The Word - Healthy Appetite
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America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
05/02/2006
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Intro - 5/2/06
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Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
05/02/2006
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Stephen for Press Secretary
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Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
05/02/2006
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Intro - 5/3/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
05/03/2006
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04:45

The Word - Name Game
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Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
05/03/2006
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03:34

Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices
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Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
05/03/2006
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Alan Town
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Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
05/03/2006
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Betterer Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey Bonus Edition
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The Colbert Report presents Rep. Phil Gingrey in a staged reading of "Gone with the Wind."
05/03/2006
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Paul Rieckhoff
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The last time Stephen checked, you needed four stars and a condo in Pebble Beach to speak out against the war.
05/03/2006
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Intro - 5/4/06
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Stephen reports on Chinese bishops, sits down with Oregon Representative Earl Blumenauer, and discusses golf with Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly.
05/04/2006
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03:51

National Day of Prayer
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Stephen explains what you can ask God for on the government-sanctioned National Day of Prayer.
05/04/2006
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06:24

Better Know a District - Oregon's 3rd - Earl Blumenauer
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According to bicycle-loving Congressman Earl Blumenauer, Oregon's 3rd District is an extremely livable community.
05/04/2006
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Rick Reilly
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Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly talks with Stephen about golf, steroids and swimsuit models.
05/04/2006
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