The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 124 • 10/03/2006
Stephen proposes Lucifer for vice president.
The Word - CopycatThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
Mark FoleyThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
Michael LewisThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
ThreatDown - Saudi ArabiaThe Colbert ReportS2 E123
The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
Andy SternThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
Sign Off - Retire the JerseyThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - MascotThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
Intro - 10/3/06The Colbert ReportS2 E124
Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
The Word - ExperienceThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
Drunk DialingThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
LuciferThe Colbert ReportS2 E124
Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
$20 Million Victory PartyThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
Mark Foley the RINOThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
Byron DorganThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
Intro - 10/4/06The Colbert ReportS2 E125
Tonight: TV cameras in the Supreme Court, the Nobel Prize Patrol coming to a scientist's door with a giant check and North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan's anti-outsourcing book.
Green Screen Challenge - D&DThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
With only a week left to go in the Green Screen Challenge, Stephen shows Brian Pope's D&D-themed entry about the death of Farynieth the 21st-level paladin.
Nobel Prize SweepThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Three Nobel Prizes have been awarded thus far and all three have gone to Americans. The USA is getting ready to go for the sweep.
The Word - Must-Not-See TVThe Colbert ReportS2 E125
Sen. Arlen Specter has introduced a bill to put TV cameras in the Supreme Court. Some justices are against the bill, and they're right -- often far right.
Handling Sex ScandalsThe Colbert ReportS2 E126
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert.
Intro - 10/5/06The Colbert ReportS2 E126
Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
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