The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 124 • 10/03/2006
Stephen proposes Lucifer for vice president.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123The Word - Copycat
Scientists are dangerous enough one at a time. Now they're organizing.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123Mark Foley
Denny Hastert is a former high school wrestling coach. What would he know about the sexual harassment of young boys?
The Colbert ReportS2 E123Michael Lewis
Stephen and Michael Lewis talk about privilege in America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E123ThreatDown - Saudi Arabia
The Iraqis are greeting us as liberators -- with improvised explosive celebrations.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Andy Stern
Stephen speaks with union leader Andy Stern about insurance and the growing gap between the rich and the poor, and suggests robots as a plan for America's future.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Sign Off - Retire the Jersey
After completing a perfect show, Stephen retires his Jersey and raises it to the rafters.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle - Mascot
After Stephen's viewers vote-bombed their website, the Saginaw Spirit named their mascot Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle, and then enjoyed a victory.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Intro - 10/3/06
Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124The Word - Experience
The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Drunk Dialing
Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
The Colbert ReportS2 E124Lucifer
Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125$20 Million Victory Party
Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Mark Foley the RINO
Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Byron Dorgan
When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Intro - 10/4/06
Tonight: TV cameras in the Supreme Court, the Nobel Prize Patrol coming to a scientist's door with a giant check and North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan's anti-outsourcing book.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Green Screen Challenge - D&D
With only a week left to go in the Green Screen Challenge, Stephen shows Brian Pope's D&D-themed entry about the death of Farynieth the 21st-level paladin.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125Nobel Prize Sweep
Three Nobel Prizes have been awarded thus far and all three have gone to Americans. The USA is getting ready to go for the sweep.
The Colbert ReportS2 E125The Word - Must-Not-See TV
Sen. Arlen Specter has introduced a bill to put TV cameras in the Supreme Court. Some justices are against the bill, and they're right -- often far right.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Handling Sex Scandals
Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert.
The Colbert ReportS2 E126Intro - 10/5/06
Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
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