The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Pocketbook Constitution
Season 9 • 01/14/2013
Stephen flips through the Constitution.
Thought for Food - Wheat AddictionsThe Colbert ReportS9
America gets hooked on a new substance that's just as addictive as crack: a loaf of bread.
Roadside Sofa BoningThe Colbert ReportS9
A 46-year-old man is arrested for having sex with a couch, so public schools start teaching safe sex with plastic slipcovers.
Benjamin GibbardThe Colbert ReportS9
The lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie discusses his relatively universal solo album, "Former Lives."
Obama's Failed Second TermThe Colbert ReportS9
President Obama is turning out the way white males wanted him to, and Jack Lew's sloppy signature will make America's currency a laughingstock.
Tip/Wag - HAPIfork & Kevin GarnettThe Colbert ReportS9
A consumer technology keeps people from consuming, and Kevin Garnett dishes out some Hefty brand trash talk.
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Guns as Civil Rights VictimsThe Colbert ReportS9
Martin Luther King, Jr. understood that the root of all oppression is lack of firepower while Ted Nugent has long been an inspiration for the civil rights movement.
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Silver Bullets & Video GamesThe Colbert ReportS9
Vice President Joe Biden prepares his recommendations for gun control, while video games, along with Oscar nominees like "Lincoln," glamorize gun violence.
Piers MorganThe Colbert ReportS9
Piers Morgan, who comes from a place without the Second Amendment, quietly points out England's low gun murder rates.
Stephen Colbert's Double Barrel Blam-O-Rama - Piers Morgan & James YeagerThe Colbert ReportS9
British journalist Piers Morgan drives on the wrong side of the barrel, and Tactical Response CEO James Yeager protests Obama's upcoming gun grab.
Vitaminwater Advertising LawsuitThe Colbert ReportS9
What consumer would reasonably think Vitaminwater is healthy just because their labels say it supports immune system health and reduces the risk of chronic disease?
Sign Off - Pocketbook ConstitutionThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads up on the U.S. Constitution.
Monkey on the Lam - Macaque Attack - 1,381 Days of Simian Terror in TampaThe Colbert ReportS9
When sightings of a hairy humanoid cat-like squirrel beast continued to pile up, Tampa officials knew it was time to call in The Monkey Hunters.
Intro - 1/15/13The Colbert ReportS9
Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
CataCoffin CataCombo Sound SystemThe Colbert ReportS9
The CataCoffin is the ultimate underground club, equipped with two-way speakers, tweeters and an eight-inch subwoofer.
Lance Armstrong's Interview with OprahThe Colbert ReportS9
Oprah sits down with Charlie Rose to give the world her reaction to what she won't tell people Lance said.
Jared DiamondThe Colbert ReportS9
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author talks about his book, "The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies?"
HSBC Laundering ChargesThe Colbert ReportS9
Just to show how sorry they are for funding murder, HSBC decides to partially defer bonus compensation for senior officials.
Healthy Fake SmilesThe Colbert ReportS9
Research suggests that forcing a smile genuinely decreases stress, which makes sense because that Joker guy from "Batman" seemed really chipper.
Tom BrokawThe Colbert ReportS9
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
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