The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest
Season 2 • 05/09/2006
Tonight begins the closing credit contest.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stegul
The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
The Colbert ReportS2 Porter Goss Resignation
The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Thank You, Stephen!
Stephen and his staff worked very hard on tonight's episode, so -- what do you say?
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/8/06
President Bush asserts his power over Congress, the Vatican has a new stance on condom usage, and sexuality expert Shere Hite explains how to please a woman.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Not
Congress has written and passed 750 bills that President Bush has signed with a signing statement -- meaning "not."
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/9/06
Stephen reports on Sigmund Freud's 150th birthday, reviews the new crop of summer movies, and chats with New York Times columnist Frank Rich.
The Colbert ReportS2 Double or Nothing
Stephen has a cruel and magically unusual punishment for Zacarias Moussaoui.
The Colbert ReportS2 Frank Rich
New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Superegomaniac
Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
The Colbert ReportS2 Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movies
Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest
The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/10/06
The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - What You Deserve
Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
The Colbert ReportS2 The Bird Flu
Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
The Colbert ReportS2 William Bastone
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law
Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
The Colbert ReportS2 Madeleine Albright
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
The Colbert ReportS2 The West Wing
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Fill 'Er Up
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
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