The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest
Season 2 • 05/09/2006
Tonight begins the closing credit contest.
StegulThe Colbert ReportS2
The San Francisco Zoo has named a baby eagle after Stephen, but Stephen fears that the parents may be gay dad eagles.
Porter Goss ResignationThe Colbert ReportS2
The resignation of CIA Director Porter Goss has tongues wagging all over Washington.
Sign Off - Thank You, Stephen!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen and his staff worked very hard on tonight's episode, so -- what do you say?
Intro - 5/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
President Bush asserts his power over Congress, the Vatican has a new stance on condom usage, and sexuality expert Shere Hite explains how to please a woman.
The Word - NotThe Colbert ReportS2
Congress has written and passed 750 bills that President Bush has signed with a signing statement -- meaning "not."
Intro - 5/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on Sigmund Freud's 150th birthday, reviews the new crop of summer movies, and chats with New York Times columnist Frank Rich.
Double or NothingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a cruel and magically unusual punishment for Zacarias Moussaoui.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS2
New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
The Word - SuperegomaniacThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer MoviesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
Sign Off - Closing Credits ContestThe Colbert ReportS2
The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
Intro - 5/10/06The Colbert ReportS2
The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
Sign Off - What You DeserveThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
The Bird FluThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee TerryThe Colbert ReportS2
Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
William BastoneThe Colbert ReportS2
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
The Word - Athletes Are Above the LawThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
Madeleine AlbrightThe Colbert ReportS2
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
The West WingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
The Word - Fill 'Er UpThe Colbert ReportS2
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
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