The Colbert Report
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
Season 6 • 01/04/2010
Since Stephen didn't make the stupid bobsledding team, he's going to try curling.
Accenture Drops Tiger WoodsThe Colbert ReportS5
Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
Better Know a Stephen - Stephen KingThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
Tom BrokawThe Colbert ReportS5
Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
The Word - Spyvate SectorThe Colbert ReportS5
If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
Sign Off - Thanks for the New SetThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
High-Definition UpgradeThe Colbert ReportS6
Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
Erick EricksonThe Colbert ReportS6
Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
Genitalia Bomb ThreatThe Colbert ReportS6
Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts - Colbert vs. ShusterThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen puts his rocks on the ice and competes for a place on the U.S. curling team.
Intro - Goodbye, Old SetThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen gets a whole new set, which means it's time to say a goodbye to some old friends.
Skate Expectations - Curling Team TryoutsThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-ScapeThe Colbert ReportS6
Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls.
Better Know an Enemy - YemenThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor.
The Word - Ideal or No DealThe Colbert ReportS6
Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy.
Riley CraneThe Colbert ReportS6
Riley Crane built a platform for viral collaboration to find DARPA's 10 red balloons randomly placed around the United States.
High-Definition AdvertisingThe Colbert ReportS6
High definition allows Stephen to sell ad space inside each of his now-visible facial pores.
Intro - 1/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
The military responds to the underwear bomber, Zhu Zhu Pets turn on America, and Riley Crane finds 10 balloons.
Sign Off - Stephen Draws WoodstockThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen perfects his drawing of Woodstock on the magic monitor.
A Message to Standard-Definition Cable ProvidersThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen has a special message for all the cable providers broadcasting him in standard definition.
Intro - 1/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Senate and House debate health care, and Charles Moore discovers a floating patch of garbage in the Pacific Ocean.
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