The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

You Want a Piece of This?

Season 7 • 01/29/2003

Jeff Greenfield is a sucker.

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Moment of Zen - Network Promos Montage

Different channels' graphics packages for the Iraq War are shown on screen accompanied by terrifying music.
01/28/2003
00:12

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Moment of Zen - Gary Locke

Washington Governor Gary Locke delivers the Democrats' response to the president's State of the Union address.
01/29/2003
03:28

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A War Perfect Union - Applause

Senior Washington Correspondent Stephen Colbert learns that if you slow your speech down and punch up the last few words, anything you say will get applause.
01/29/2003
02:46

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Headlines - A War Perfect Union

By the end of President George W. Bush's State of the Union address, he had made a case for war with Iraq and an ambitious, some might say fictitious, domestic agenda.
01/29/2003
01:11

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Headlines - A War Perfect Union - No Evidence

This year's hot new catchphrase from President George W. Bush's State of the Union was: "He's given no evidence that he has destroyed them."
01/29/2003
01:12

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Headlines - A War Perfect Union - War on Terror

Following Bush's speech was the Democratic response, which this year was given by Washington Governor Gary Locke because Wisconsin's Alderman was busy.
01/29/2003
01:38

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State of the Union Address - Cutaways

Jon Stewart offers kudos to those who were tangentially related to the topic of the State of the Union speech at that particular moment.
01/29/2003
03:16

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Jeff Greenfield Pt. 1

During President George W. Bush's State of the Union address, Jeff Greenfield got tired from all the standing ovations.
01/29/2003
03:47

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Jeff Greenfield Pt. 2

Jeff Greenfield believes that President George W. Bush is more like Ronald Reagan than George Bush.
01/29/2003
01:42

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A War Perfect Union - Analysis

President George W. Bush's State of the Union speech went against his administration's policies but went right along with speeches he's made in the past.
01/29/2003
00:32

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You Want a Piece of This?

Jeff Greenfield usually gets paid to talk about the State of the Union address on CNN, but he's going on "The Daily Show" for free.
01/29/2003
05:29

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Headlines - Better Off Ted

Ted Turner's leaving to dedicate more time to his nonprofit ventures, but how much more nonprofit can you get than AOL Time Warner?
01/30/2003
05:15

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Laurence Fishburne

Laurence Fishburne talks about his role as the King of Cali in "Biker Boyz" and the return of Morpheus in "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions."
01/30/2003
04:33

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Ohm My God

A helpful acronym for yoga rage sufferers to remember might be I.Y.K.Y.G.B.T.J., which stands for "If you kill, you go back to jail."
01/30/2003
00:15

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Moment of Zen - Steve Case

CEO of AOL Steve Case is optimistic about the merger with Time Warner.
01/30/2003
03:19

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Back In Black - State of the City Address

Lewis Black addresses proposed corporate sponsorships for New York City landmarks, the 2012 Olympic bid, and Christo's Central Park installation of 7,500 saffron bed sheets.
01/30/2003
00:40

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Preview - 2/3/03

Coming up next week, Rachel Harris investigates what's wrong with today's teens.
01/30/2003
03:48

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Headlines - Navy Seals

Sea lions are being trained to attack enemy sardines in the Persian Gulf.
02/03/2003
03:55

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Slow Times At Ridgemont High

Less teen sex means fewer people with crabs, making it that much easier for sex partners to trace it back to Rachael Harris.
02/03/2003
00:11

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Moment of Zen - Navy Seal

Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
02/03/2003
03:41

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
James Addiction

By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
02/03/2003
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