Crank Yankers

Hadassah Calls From Waste Management

07/28/2002

A couple defends their right to use their bathroom as much as they please.

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Crank Yankers
Cammie Calls Tech Support

When Cammie calls tech support for computer help, she ends up getting wildly turned on by a hapless support technician.
06/30/2002
03:18

Crank Yankers
Birchum's Lost & Found Leg

Birchum tries to locate his lost prosthetic leg and interrogates a country club receptionist about the state of his penis.
06/30/2002
05:59

Crank Yankers
YPS Loses a Package

A woman who calls the post office to report a missing package has her patience tried by the customer service agents, Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob.
07/07/2002
02:58

Crank Yankers
Vote for Tony DeLoge

When politician Tony DeLoge calls an elderly couple to rally support for his campaign, he promises to solve their family issues.
07/07/2002
03:47

Crank Yankers
Bobby Needs a Job

Bobby Fletcher calls a counseling center to inquire about a job opening, but he ends up revealing his more devious money-making plans instead.
07/07/2002
04:00

Crank Yankers
Spoonie Places a Personal Ad

Spoonie Luv is disappointed to find out that his personal ad is too raunchy for The Village Voice.
07/21/2002
03:04

Crank Yankers
Helen's Cookies

Helen is extremely attracted to her local grocer and requests that he deliver her cookies in a very personal manner.
07/21/2002
04:03

Crank Yankers
OCD Ken's Date

While speaking to a dating service representative, OCD Ken requests an "even" woman.
07/21/2002
01:46

Crank Yankers
Karl Malone Needs Beanie Babies

Karl Malone tries to persuade an employee at a toy store to sell him some Beanie Babies and Barbies.
07/28/2002
04:30

Crank Yankers
Birchum Gets an Estimate

Birchum works through the logistics of transporting his 600-pound wife to the hospital.
07/28/2002
03:57

Crank Yankers
Hadassah Calls From Waste Management

Hadassah expresses concerns that a couple may be exceeding their quota for poops per household.
07/28/2002
03:03

Crank YankersS2 E1
Elmer Looks for a Gift for His Wife

To celebrate their 60th anniversary, Elmer plans to purchase a special gift for his wife.
03/04/2003
02:25

Crank YankersS2 E1
Special Ed Calls a Music Store

In an attempt to find a special record, Special Ed sings his favorite song to a record store clerk.
03/04/2003
03:37

Crank YankersS2 E1
Kevin and Katie Call to Confess

A father prompts his children to confess to stealing a brush and sticking a bar of soap in an unusual location.
03/04/2003
03:06

Crank YankersS2 E2
Gladys's Video Mix-Up

Gladys is shocked to find out that she inadvertently rented an X-rated film for her son's birthday day.
03/11/2003
03:03

Crank YankersS2 E2
Barnyard Noises

A man who is dissatisfied with his wife's refusal to make animal sounds during sex calls a phone sex operator.
03/11/2003
02:57

Crank YankersS2 E2
Karate for Spoonie

Spoonie Luv calls a karate school to try and find out the best way to defend himself in prison.
03/11/2003
03:26

Crank YankersS2 E3
Kevin Needs Help with His Homework

The local library gives Little Kevin the definitions of some very important words.
03/18/2003
02:17

Crank YankersS2 E3
Ken Calls a Phone Sex Line

Ken calls a phone sex hotline for the first time but has trouble communicating what he wants.
03/18/2003
02:51

Crank YankersS2 E3
Special Ed Wants to See a Movie

Special Ed calls a local movie theater to see how much it would cost to host his birthday party there.
03/18/2003
02:37

Crank YankersS2 E4
George Calls a Nutrition Center with Some Concerns

A nutrition store employee listens to George explain an allergic reaction he's having that's wreaked havoc on his testicles.
03/25/2003
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