The Colbert Report
The Word - Secrets & Laws
Season 9 • 07/30/2013
Max Baucus and Orrin Hatch know it's too risky for senators to be public about their public policy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Steve Stockman, David Cameron & North Carolina Legislature
Texas Congressman Steve Stockman unrolls a 60-foot Benghazi petition, Prime Minister David Cameron filters porn, and North Carolina permits concealed handguns on playgrounds.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obamacare Cards
As Obamacare starts to work in 11 states, Tea Party group FreedomWorks announces a "Burn Your Obamacare Card" campaign.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Lumineers
The Lumineers talk about moving to Denver and screaming "Ho Hey" at loud audience members.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 7/30/13
Trouble brews in the Arctic, America considers candidate transparency, and Dr. Atul Gawande explains how ideas catch on.
The Colbert ReportS9 Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches: North Pole Lake
The melting Arctic icecap is just an isolated incident that's occurred every summer since 2003, so there's no reason to panic.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ted Cruz's Humble Portrait
Senator Ted Cruz hangs a giant painting of himself in court but doesn't mention what noble cause he championed that day.
The Colbert ReportS9 Senator Gridlock
Tea Partiers punish the leader of the do-nothing Congress, Mitch McConnell, for the handful of times he done did something.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Sleigh Bells
Stephen plays an instrument from the melting North Pole.
The Colbert ReportS9 Atul Gawande
Atul Gawande discusses his New Yorker article, "Slow Ideas: Some ideas spread fast. How do you speed the ones that don't?"
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Secrets & Laws
Senate Finance Committee leaders ask their colleagues for suggestions on the tax code but promise to keep all suggestions secret for 50 years.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss
Board game makers tailor their products for today's attention-deficient child and Stephen loses at his own game.
The Colbert ReportS9 Emily Matchar
Journalist Emily Matchar explains America's re-embracing of lost domestic arts and practices.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lunch or Campaign 2016?
A White House lunch between President Obama and Hillary Clinton spurs 2016 presidential campaign speculation.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Game Over
Stephen loses at Stephen Colbert's Super Coin Toss.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bradley Manning Verdict
WikiLeaker Bradley Manning evades the most serious charge leveled against him, but could still receive a 154-year slap on the wrist.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 7/31/13
Hillary Clinton presidential speculation increases, Simon Cowell impregnates his friend's wife, and Emily Matchar charts the return of traditional homemaking activities.
The Colbert ReportS9 Chris Christie vs. Rand Paul
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Kentucky Senator Rand Paul trade barbs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Grab-Ask 5800
Stephen devises a foolproof system to help Bob Filner navigate the sexual rules of the modern workplace.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 8/1/13
Shocking news comes from Gitmo, San Diego's mayor faces sexual misconduct charges, and "Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston talks about the final season.
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