Crank Yankers

Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem

Season 3 E 16 • 02/16/2005

Bobby tries to order some special pasta from a local restaurant.

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After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
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Elmer's Pacemaker
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After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
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