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Crank Yankers
Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem
Season 3 E 16 • 02/16/2005
Bobby tries to order some special pasta from a local restaurant.
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01:55
Crank Yankers
S3 E15
Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"
Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
01/26/2005
02:36
Crank Yankers
S3 E15
Jeff's Motivational Reservations
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
01/26/2005
03:29
Crank Yankers
S3 E14
Jammer Knight Books a Gig
Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
02/02/2005
03:03
Crank Yankers
S3 E14
The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
02/02/2005
02:53
Crank Yankers
S3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
02/02/2005
02:34
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Katie Learns Something New
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
02/09/2005
03:42
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
The Truth Is Looking for Work
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
02/09/2005
03:38
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Niles the Godfather
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
02/09/2005
02:46
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Joe Needs to Pick Something Up
After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
02/16/2005
02:55
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
02/16/2005
01:03
Crank Yankers
S3 E16
Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
02/16/2005
02:39
Crank Yankers
S3 E17
Elmer's Pacemaker
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
02/23/2005
02:15
Crank Yankers
S3 E17
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough Syrup
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
02/23/2005
02:23
Crank Yankers
S3 E17
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice Coach
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
02/23/2005
02:25
Crank Yankers
S3 E18
Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of Monuments
Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
03/02/2005
02:47
Crank Yankers
S3 E18
Elmer Needs an Assistant
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
03/02/2005
02:59
Crank Yankers
S3 E18
Spoonie Plans a Night Out
Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
03/02/2005
01:56
Crank Yankers
S3 E19
Doughnuts for Special Ed
Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
03/09/2005
02:23
Crank Yankers
S3 E19
Jack Needs a House Sitter
A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
03/09/2005
00:54
Crank Yankers
S3 E19
Mister Moustache Strikes Again
Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
03/09/2005
Highlight
03:42
Crank Yankers
S5 E1
The Truth Recruits Senior Citizens
Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
09/27/2019
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