The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - When's the Beef?

Season 6 • 11/12/2001

Scientists make a higher-moisture, beefsteak-type-of product for the troops.

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01:13

Bad
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Michael Jackson was removed by his publicist from the warm nutrient bath in which he is kept in a state of suspended animation to promote his new album.
11/08/2001
01:32

Insane in the Membrane
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Judging by the reaction of unglued Michael Jackson fans, Matt Walsh fears for the Enrique Iglesias in-store event.
11/08/2001
02:45

Reliable Sorcerers
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Royalty and celebrities attended the "Harry Potter" premiere, filling seats that would have otherwise gone to little kids.
11/08/2001
00:19

Moment of Zen - Beat It
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A hysterical fan dances for Michael Jackson.
11/08/2001
05:35

Jennifer Saunders
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Jennifer Saunders assures Jon Stewart that there's lots of crap on British television.
11/08/2001
02:42

Ad Nauseam - News Drama
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The major news networks have taken it upon themselves to supply the drama in the way they promote their coverage.
11/12/2001
00:06

Moment of Zen - Jon
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Due to time issues, Jon is the Moment of Zen.
11/12/2001
05:27

Steve Kroft Pt. 2
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Steve Kroft tells Jon the public can't believe the reports that are coming out of Afghanistan.
11/12/2001
06:03

Steve Kroft Pt. 1
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Steve Kroft believes the media has lost track of things to say and things to report.
11/12/2001
02:37

Intro - Queens Crash
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Jon can't watch the news coverage of Queens on fire.
11/12/2001
03:45

Headlines - When's the Beef?
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Top food scientists are hard at work making tastier Meals Ready To Eat kits for the troops, while celebrities turn their attention to the war effort.
11/12/2001
01:28

Intro - Love Doctor
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Jon doesn't have a doctorate in the vagaries of male/female relationships.
11/13/2001
05:38

Anne Robinson
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Culturally, Jon Stewart and "Weakest Link" host Anne Robinson agree on nothing.
11/13/2001
01:29

Headlines - Morale Imperatives
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The USO brings former President George H. W. Bush to Seoul, South Korea, to meet with troops, and Hollywood insiders take a meeting with Karl Rove.
11/13/2001
03:52

Patriotic Pop Culture Editorials
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We shall never succumb to the terrorist's effort to stop the flow of porn for men too timid to purchase actual porn.
11/13/2001
01:18

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Thanksgiving
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You can use a purple-topped turnip in a pinch, but under no circumstances should you ever use a yellow rutabaga.
11/13/2001
03:13

Live from Kabul
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All around Kabul, a glorious panoply of Van Dykes, muttonchops, Fu Manchus and soul patches.
11/13/2001
01:55

America Goes to War - The Home Front
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All across the USA, most Americans are not making sacrifices, and they'll keep on not making sacrifices for as long as it takes.
11/13/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Shaving
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Onlookers crowd the windows of a local barbershop to watch a Kabul man have his beard shaved off.
11/13/2001
03:47

Kabul Access
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An al Qaeda member living in Kabul declares a fatwa on tidiness.
11/14/2001
02:00

Afghanistan Freedom
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Now free from Taliban rule, Afghani people find themselves behind the cultural times.
11/14/2001
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