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E.T. Sing Standards

Season 5 • 06/12/2001

Qualcomm has invented an ingenious way to combine singing to yourself and paying monthly fees.

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Boxer Rebellion/Milk of Tunisia
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Costumed Disney employees win right to wear own underwear after company issued underpants spread pubic lice and scabies.
06/11/2001
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Moment of Zen - Selling Homosexuality
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Robert Knight states that Abercrombie and Fitch ads clearly sell homosexuality.
06/11/2001
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Joe Queenan
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Joe Queenan would prefer his wife to twist his neck for nothing instead of paying a chiropractor.
06/11/2001
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Lord Viper Scorpion on Internet Dating
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If you like the gals who keep their Halloween decorations up all year long, the Goth dating websites are for you.
06/12/2001
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National Lampoon's European Vacation
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If we can just get these developing countries to stop trying to improve their standard of living, everything will be fine.
06/12/2001
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Stay in School
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Gene Simmons' tongue is bigger and drier than Jon Stewart's body.
06/12/2001
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Karaoke Cell Phone Technology Exists
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David Duchovny will be on the Daily Show tomorrow because Jon Stewart told him they were on a network.
06/12/2001
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The Bare Necessities
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Fear not America, we've made it through inconvenience before and we'll make it again, with or without our digital pasta fork.
06/12/2001
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Moment of Zen - Let It Be
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A middle aged man sings "Let It Be" from his Karaoke cell phone.
06/12/2001
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Gene Simmons
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Gene Simmons met the mother of his children at the Playboy Mansion and Jon Stewart met his wife at a bar mitzvah.
06/12/2001
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E.T. Sing Standards
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Have you ever been sitting next to someone on the bus and said to yourself, "I wish this jackass with the cell phone would stop talking and start singing 'Wichita Lineman'?"
06/12/2001
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Bush's First European Trip
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Bush's handlers tell him he's in Mexico because it seems to have a calming effect on him.
06/13/2001
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Back in Black - Summer Vacation
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Black won't be reading hieroglyphics off a tomb, using the Brooklyn Bridge as a jungle gym, skydiving in Australia, or bullfighting in Spain
06/13/2001
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Moment of Zen - Bush Speaks Spanish
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President Bush makes a speech in Spanish.
06/13/2001
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Rhyme Scene
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You can't talk about rose petals and daffodils if all you grew up around was bottle tops and soda cans.
06/13/2001
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European Vacation
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President Bush and the First Lady arrive in Europe to Belgians protesting all the things President Bush defends.
06/13/2001
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Easy Listening Summit
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The key note speaker of the Easy Listening Summit is currently caught between the moon and New York City.
06/13/2001
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David Duchovny
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David Duchovny talks about the great conversations he has with his two-year-old daughter.
06/13/2001
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News Recap - Bush in Europe
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Jon recaps the top stories including Bush's European trip and the Hip-Hop summit in New York.
06/13/2001
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I on News - First Family Privacy
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The media felt so bad about devoting so much coverage to Jenna and Barbara Bush, they devoted an enormous amount of coverage to that overcoverage.
06/14/2001
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Jeff Greenfield
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Jeff Greenfield talks about the draw of reality shows, his time as Robert Kennedy's aide and the best way to get people interested in news again.
06/14/2001
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