The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 02/12/2013
The GOP issues a Web survey and treks to Williamsburg, VA, to reflect on why they lost in 2012.
The Colbert ReportS9 Bush Family Email Hack
Hackers have no right to spread George W. Bush's personal information all over the Internet -- that's Facebook's job.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500 - James Martin
Father Jim Martin explains the papal election process, ex-pope etiquette and the unlikelihood of getting an American pope.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500
Pope Benedict XVI considers a greeter job at Walmart, and early pope race favorites include candidates from Canada, Italy, Ghana and America.
The Colbert ReportS9 Garry Wills
Gary Willis, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author, talks about transubstantiation, Catholic priesthood and all the trouble that comes from the book of Hebrews.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Why Priests?"
Stephen dips into Garry Wills's book, "Why Priests?: A Failed Tradition."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 2/12/13
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
The Colbert ReportS9 Arizona's Gun Posse
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
The Colbert ReportS9 Roger Hodge
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
The Colbert ReportS9 Conservative Victory Project
The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
The Colbert ReportS9 RNC Autopsy
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
The Colbert ReportS9 Dave Grohl
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's State of the Union
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
The Colbert ReportS9 Spanish State of the Rubio
Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
The Colbert ReportS9 State of the Rubio
Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"
Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gavin Newsom
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
The Colbert ReportS9 Nailed 'Em - Richard Eggers
One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
The Colbert ReportS9 Standard & Poor's Ratings Lawsuit
The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
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