The Colbert Report
Season 9 • 02/12/2013
The GOP issues a Web survey and treks to Williamsburg, VA, to reflect on why they lost in 2012.
Bush Family Email HackThe Colbert ReportS9
Hackers have no right to spread George W. Bush's personal information all over the Internet -- that's Facebook's job.
Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500 - James MartinThe Colbert ReportS9
Father Jim Martin explains the papal election process, ex-pope etiquette and the unlikelihood of getting an American pope.
Pope's Resignation & Papal Speculatron 7500The Colbert ReportS9
Pope Benedict XVI considers a greeter job at Walmart, and early pope race favorites include candidates from Canada, Italy, Ghana and America.
Garry WillsThe Colbert ReportS9
Gary Willis, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author, talks about transubstantiation, Catholic priesthood and all the trouble that comes from the book of Hebrews.
Sign Off - "Why Priests?"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen dips into Garry Wills's book, "Why Priests?: A Failed Tradition."
Intro - 2/12/13The Colbert ReportS9
Republicans take sides, Hollywood tackles gun safety, and The Oxford American's Roger Hodge stops by The Report.
Arizona's Gun PosseThe Colbert ReportS9
Volunteer school guards perform weapons drills with Steven Seagal, but history proves that many have already had extensive experience with police.
Roger HodgeThe Colbert ReportS9
Roger Hodge talks about his quarterly, The Oxford American, slow-smoked pig and the music of Louisiana.
Conservative Victory ProjectThe Colbert ReportS9
The Tea Party isn't going to take Karl Rove's Stab-You-in-the-Back Super PAC lying down; they will charge ahead with even more conservative positions.
RNC AutopsyThe Colbert ReportS9
Republicans hold a conference to assess election losses, but RNC Chair Reince Priebus thinks the GOP just needs to smile more.
Dave GrohlThe Colbert ReportS9
Dave Grohl talks about Nirvana, L.A.'s legendary Sound City Studios and his touring super group, the Sound City Players.
Obama's State of the UnionThe Colbert ReportS9
President Fidel Handout raises the federal minimum wage to nine dollars an hour, but he says nothing about raising the maximum wage.
Spanish State of the RubioThe Colbert ReportS9
Marco Rubio's Spanish speech runs four minutes longer than the English version, but ABC News botches the translation.
State of the RubioThe Colbert ReportS9
Florida Senator Marco Rubio gets cotton mouth and ducks off camera during the biggest speech of his life.
Sign Off - "Here's the Deal"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen pulls up David Leonhardt's book on his iPad.
Gavin NewsomThe Colbert ReportS9
The Lieutenant Governor of California shares his book, "Citizenville: How to Take the Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government."
Nailed 'Em - Richard EggersThe Colbert ReportS9
One bank finally nails the highest level white-collar mortgage banker to date: a 68-year-old customer service representative.
Standard & Poor's Ratings LawsuitThe Colbert ReportS9
The government grows a pair and goes after S&P for giving AAA ratings to what they knew were worthless securities.
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