The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Kissinger the Player

Season 7 • 12/04/2002

Henry Kissinger is ideal to head the 9/11 investigation due to his record of assaults on democracy.

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Katrina Vanden Heuvel
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The Nation has been doling out unconventional wisdom since 1865.
12/03/2002
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Mass Exodus
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If Kerry appears to have the greatest chance of winning, surely Democrats will support him.
12/03/2002
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Saudi Duty
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Saudi princess helps two young men fulfill life long dream and attend middle three weeks of flight school.
12/03/2002
00:42

Waiting in Line
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Jon warms up the crowd, literally.
12/03/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - Kissinger and Nixon
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Archival footage of Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger, who direct the destiny of 1 out of 3 persons on the Earth.
12/04/2002
03:26

Vow of Poverty
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Faced with legal battles over sexual abuse by priests, the Boston Archdiocese is filing for bankruptcy.
12/04/2002
02:31

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Holiday Movies
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Frank DeCaro is nostalgic for old-fashioned holiday heroes that he can relate to.
12/04/2002
02:43

Kissinger Dazzle
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As President Bush appoints Henry Kissinger to lead the autonomous inquiry in the 9/11 attacks, Kissinger's inner monologue is loudly heard.
12/04/2002
06:05

Colin Quinn
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Colin Quinn is bitter that Jon Stewart and Dave Attell are successful, while he hopes for a voiceover on Crank Yankers.
12/04/2002
01:28

Stop Fondling Kids
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Rob Corddry reports that the major mistake the Catholic Church made was fondling all those kids...financially speaking, of course.
12/04/2002
03:07

Kissinger the Player
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Stephen Colbert reports that Henry Kissinger has not started his own extra governmental secret organization that he uses to fight his private wars.
12/04/2002
05:52

Rob Schneider
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Rob Schneider discusses everything that went into playing a female role, from learning how girls shower to how they file for restraining orders.
12/05/2002
03:11

This Week Injustice - Supreme Court Preview
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The Supreme Court starts their first session with a real corker -- sodomy -- and another case that involves affirmative action.
12/05/2002
04:10

La Divas Loca, Houston You Have a Problem
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Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston make comebacks with great breasts and incoherent sentences.
12/05/2002
02:02

Sodomy
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Rob Corddry discusses something he definitely has no experience in -- sodomy -- and affirmative action.
12/05/2002
05:52

Preview - 12/9/02
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Jon Stewart previews next Monday's show, featuring Tom Brokaw, Sandra Bullock and former Vice President Al Gore.
12/05/2002
02:43

Back in Black - Catalog Shopping
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Lewis Black explains how catalog shopping can help you avoid lines while still buying a lot of crap
12/05/2002
00:16

Moment of Zen - Whitney Houston
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Whitney Houston assures that since she's not poor, she doesn't do crack.
12/05/2002
01:11

Intro - 128 Feet of Snow
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Jon Stewart notes that while the audience waited outside in 128 feet of snow, he was toasting s'mores in his office made of down.
12/05/2002
00:48

My Country Piss Off Thee - Quality of Life
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A survey shows that people in the Unites States, Canada and western Europe expressed a greater satisfaction with their lives than people in eastern Europe, Asia and Africa.
12/09/2002
02:57

My Country Piss Off Thee - Winning Approval
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The countries that love us have all been on the receiving end of a good old-fashioned U.S. of A. ass-stomping.
12/09/2002
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