The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Squabble In Coral Gables

Season 9 • 09/30/2004

John Kerry gets off to a riveting start in a 2004 presidential debate.

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The Squabble in Coral Gables

In an attempt to shed his patrician image, John Kerry is expected to wear a cape to the first debate and end every sentence with the word "bi-atch."
09/29/2004
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Moment of Zen - That's Impressive

Bill O'Reilly reflects on how impressive his interview with President Bush was.
09/29/2004
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O'Reilly Factor

Finding out his audience is not just a bunch of stoned slackers, Jon now feels that he's in over his head.
09/29/2004
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Kerry Skirting

The more John Kerry attempts to clarify his position on the Iraq war, the more long and drawn out his answers become.
09/29/2004
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The Squabble In Coral Gables - Coverage

What a night for debate fans, Roberts Rules of Order were in the house and each candidate put their rhetorical balls on the line.
09/30/2004
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The Squabble in Coral Gables - Rudolph Giuliani

Rudolph Giuliani feels that George W. Bush talked to people in the debate while John Kerry lectured people.
09/30/2004
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Moment of Zen - The Squabble in Coral Gables - Shake Hands

John Kerry and George Bush shake hands at the end of their debate.
09/30/2004
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Squabble in Coral Gables - Campaign Correspondents

Since George W. Bush wasn't reduced to tears in the debate, the Republicans are considering it a success.
09/30/2004
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Squabble in Coral Gables - Undecided Voters

Correspondent Samantha Bee thanks undecided voters for helping her decide that she is going to drown herself in a bucket.
09/30/2004
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The Squabble in Coral Gables - General Wesley Clark

General Wesley Clark believes John Kerry has convinced the American people that he is the right choice for president.
09/30/2004
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The Squabble In Coral Gables

John Kerry gets off to a riveting start during a presidential debate in Coral Gables, Florida.
09/30/2004
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Archbishop Desmond Tutu

Archbishop Desmond Tutu hopes for America not to export bombs, but compassion and generosity.
10/04/2004
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Intro - Killed From Underneath

Archbishop Desmond Tutu deserved his Nobel Peace Prize and Henry Kissinger's was given to him ironically.
10/04/2004
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Dr. Phil and George

President George W. Bush and his wife joined Dr. Phil and his wife for a soft focus, Texas drawl-off.
10/04/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Assface of the Year

Even the right-leaning New York Post conceded that John Kerry was the winner of the debate, although they noted this with an asterisk which read: "...of Assface of the Year."
10/04/2004
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Moment of Zen - Doomed

Dr. Phil tells a couple that they are doomed to a life of fear.
10/04/2004
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Kill Phil

Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
10/04/2004
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Gaywatch - Gay Marriage

Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
10/04/2004
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How High

Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
10/05/2004
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Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant

The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
10/05/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough Troops

Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
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