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The Squabble In Coral Gables
Season 9 • 09/30/2004
John Kerry gets off to a riveting start in a 2004 presidential debate.
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02:45
The Squabble in Coral Gables
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
In an attempt to shed his patrician image, John Kerry is expected to wear a cape to the first debate and end every sentence with the word "bi-atch."
09/29/2004
00:08
Moment of Zen - That's Impressive
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Bill O'Reilly reflects on how impressive his interview with President Bush was.
09/29/2004
02:06
O'Reilly Factor
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Finding out his audience is not just a bunch of stoned slackers, Jon now feels that he's in over his head.
09/29/2004
01:28
Kerry Skirting
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The more John Kerry attempts to clarify his position on the Iraq war, the more long and drawn out his answers become.
09/29/2004
02:01
The Squabble In Coral Gables - Coverage
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
What a night for debate fans, Roberts Rules of Order were in the house and each candidate put their rhetorical balls on the line.
09/30/2004
04:18
The Squabble in Coral Gables - Rudolph Giuliani
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Rudolph Giuliani feels that George W. Bush talked to people in the debate while John Kerry lectured people.
09/30/2004
00:20
Moment of Zen - The Squabble in Coral Gables - Shake Hands
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
John Kerry and George Bush shake hands at the end of their debate.
09/30/2004
02:05
Squabble in Coral Gables - Campaign Correspondents
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Since George W. Bush wasn't reduced to tears in the debate, the Republicans are considering it a success.
09/30/2004
02:50
Squabble in Coral Gables - Undecided Voters
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Correspondent Samantha Bee thanks undecided voters for helping her decide that she is going to drown herself in a bucket.
09/30/2004
03:52
The Squabble in Coral Gables - General Wesley Clark
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
General Wesley Clark believes John Kerry has convinced the American people that he is the right choice for president.
09/30/2004
05:45
The Squabble In Coral Gables
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
John Kerry gets off to a riveting start during a presidential debate in Coral Gables, Florida.
09/30/2004
06:27
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Archbishop Desmond Tutu hopes for America not to export bombs, but compassion and generosity.
10/04/2004
01:14
Intro - Killed From Underneath
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Archbishop Desmond Tutu deserved his Nobel Peace Prize and Henry Kissinger's was given to him ironically.
10/04/2004
02:22
Dr. Phil and George
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
President George W. Bush and his wife joined Dr. Phil and his wife for a soft focus, Texas drawl-off.
10/04/2004
02:54
Indecision 2004 - Assface of the Year
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Even the right-leaning New York Post conceded that John Kerry was the winner of the debate, although they noted this with an asterisk which read: "...of Assface of the Year."
10/04/2004
00:16
Moment of Zen - Doomed
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Dr. Phil tells a couple that they are doomed to a life of fear.
10/04/2004
04:36
Kill Phil
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
10/04/2004
02:24
Gaywatch - Gay Marriage
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
10/04/2004
02:50
How High
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
10/05/2004
00:10
Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
10/05/2004
01:41
Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough Troops
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
10/05/2004
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