The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Squabble In Coral Gables
Season 9 E 40 • 09/30/2004

John Kerry gets off to a riveting start during a presidential debate in Coral Gables, Florida.

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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E39
The Squabble in Coral Gables

In an attempt to shed his patrician image, John Kerry is expected to wear a cape to the first debate and end every sentence with the word "bi-atch."
09/29/2004
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Moment of Zen - That's Impressive

Bill O'Reilly reflects on how impressive his interview with President Bush was.
09/29/2004
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E39
O'Reilly Factor

Finding out his audience is not just a bunch of stoned slackers, Jon now feels that he's in over his head.
09/29/2004
01:28

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E39
Kerry Skirting

The more John Kerry attempts to clarify his position on the Iraq war, the more long and drawn out his answers become.
09/29/2004
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The Squabble In Coral Gables - Coverage

What a night for debate fans, Roberts Rules of Order were in the house and each candidate put their rhetorical balls on the line.
09/30/2004
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The Squabble in Coral Gables - Rudolph Giuliani

Rudolph Giuliani feels that George W. Bush talked to people in the debate while John Kerry lectured people.
09/30/2004
00:20

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Moment of Zen - The Squabble in Coral Gables - Shake Hands

John Kerry and George Bush shake hands at the end of their debate.
09/30/2004
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Squabble in Coral Gables - Campaign Correspondents

Since George W. Bush wasn't reduced to tears in the debate, the Republicans are considering it a success.
09/30/2004
02:50

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Squabble in Coral Gables - Undecided Voters

Correspondent Samantha Bee thanks undecided voters for helping her decide that she is going to drown herself in a bucket.
09/30/2004
03:52

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E40
The Squabble in Coral Gables - General Wesley Clark

General Wesley Clark believes John Kerry has convinced the American people that he is the right choice for president.
09/30/2004
05:45

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E40
The Squabble In Coral Gables

John Kerry gets off to a riveting start during a presidential debate in Coral Gables, Florida.
09/30/2004
06:27

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Archbishop Desmond Tutu

Archbishop Desmond Tutu hopes for America not to export bombs, but compassion and generosity.
10/04/2004
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Intro - Killed From Underneath

Archbishop Desmond Tutu deserved his Nobel Peace Prize and Henry Kissinger's was given to him ironically.
10/04/2004
02:22

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E41
Dr. Phil and George

President George W. Bush and his wife joined Dr. Phil and his wife for a soft focus, Texas drawl-off.
10/04/2004
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E41
Indecision 2004 - Assface of the Year

Even the right-leaning New York Post conceded that John Kerry was the winner of the debate, although they noted this with an asterisk which read: "...of Assface of the Year."
10/04/2004
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Moment of Zen - Doomed

Dr. Phil tells a couple that they are doomed to a life of fear.
10/04/2004
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E41
Kill Phil

Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
10/04/2004
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E41
Gaywatch - Gay Marriage

Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
10/04/2004
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E42
How High

Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
10/05/2004
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E42
Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant

The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
10/05/2004
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 E42
Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough Troops

Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
10/05/2004
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