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Alicia Keys
Season 5 • 12/15/2009
Alicia Keys sees nothing when she looks into Stephen's eyes.
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05:13
Obama's Nobel Prize Speech & Afghandyland
The Colbert Report
S5
President Obama accepts his Nobel Peace Prize at a pancake breakfast, and Stephen plays the home version of the Afghan war.
12/10/2009
04:32
Snoop Dogg
The Colbert Report
S5
Snoop Dogg works on his acting skills by reading a soap opera script with Stephen.
12/14/2009
03:55
Stephen Challenges Shani Davis - Katherine Reutter
The Colbert Report
S5
Katherine Reutter wants Stephen to autograph her thigh so she can skate faster.
12/14/2009
04:47
Stephen Challenges Shani Davis
The Colbert Report
S5
If Shani Davis beats Stephen in a speedskating race, he'll get an autographed copy of his Sports Illustrated cover.
12/14/2009
00:32
Intro - 12/14/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama deserves the Nobel Prize as much as the guy who invented dynamite, and Snoop Dogg brings Stephen some frankincense.
12/14/2009
02:31
President Obama - The Colbert Interview
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
12/14/2009
00:30
Intro - 12/15/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
12/15/2009
06:15
Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep
The Colbert Report
S5
John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
12/15/2009
02:38
For He's a Jowly Good Fellow
The Colbert Report
S5
It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
12/15/2009
02:40
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree
The Colbert Report
S5
Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
12/15/2009
03:29
Alicia Keys
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
12/15/2009
00:51
Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
12/16/2009
01:35
Accenture Drops Tiger Woods
The Colbert Report
S5
Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
12/16/2009
06:02
Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
12/16/2009
07:01
Tom Brokaw
The Colbert Report
S5
Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
12/16/2009
03:49
The Word - Spyvate Sector
The Colbert Report
S5
If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
12/16/2009
00:22
Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
01/04/2010
02:03
High-Definition Upgrade
The Colbert Report
S6
Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
01/04/2010
05:54
Erick Erickson
The Colbert Report
S6
Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
01/04/2010
01:54
Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
The Colbert Report
S6
Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
01:53
Genitalia Bomb Threat
The Colbert Report
S6
Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
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