The Colbert Report

Alicia Keys

Season 5 • 12/15/2009

Alicia Keys sees nothing when she looks into Stephen's eyes.

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05:13

Obama's Nobel Prize Speech & Afghandyland
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President Obama accepts his Nobel Peace Prize at a pancake breakfast, and Stephen plays the home version of the Afghan war.
12/10/2009
04:32

Snoop Dogg
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Snoop Dogg works on his acting skills by reading a soap opera script with Stephen.
12/14/2009
03:55

Stephen Challenges Shani Davis - Katherine Reutter
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Katherine Reutter wants Stephen to autograph her thigh so she can skate faster.
12/14/2009
04:47

Stephen Challenges Shani Davis
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If Shani Davis beats Stephen in a speedskating race, he'll get an autographed copy of his Sports Illustrated cover.
12/14/2009
00:32

Intro - 12/14/09
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Obama deserves the Nobel Prize as much as the guy who invented dynamite, and Snoop Dogg brings Stephen some frankincense.
12/14/2009
02:31

President Obama - The Colbert Interview
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Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
12/14/2009
00:30

Intro - 12/15/09
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Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
12/15/2009
06:15

Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep
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John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
12/15/2009
02:38

For He's a Jowly Good Fellow
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It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
12/15/2009
02:40

The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree
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Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
12/15/2009
03:29

Alicia Keys
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Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
12/15/2009
00:51

Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009
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Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
12/16/2009
01:35

Accenture Drops Tiger Woods
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Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
12/16/2009
06:02

Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King
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Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
12/16/2009
07:01

Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
12/16/2009
03:49

The Word - Spyvate Sector
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If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
12/16/2009
00:22

Sign Off - Thanks for the New Set
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Stephen thanks the entire production staff and crew for the new set and opening credits.
01/04/2010
02:03

High-Definition Upgrade
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Now that Stephen is in high definition, his opinions will be crisper and his anger more saturated.
01/04/2010
05:54

Erick Erickson
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Erick Erickson opposes the Republican National Committee's purity test because the voters should decide.
01/04/2010
01:54

Skate Expectations - Curling Team Tryouts
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Stephen tries curling -- the sport of kings, if your kingdom contains nothing but ice-cold rocks.
01/04/2010
01:53

Genitalia Bomb Threat
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Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia.
01/04/2010
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