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Public Excess - Killing Us Softly
Season 3 • 05/12/1999
Public television performers stink.
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00:30
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Blue Foam Balls
Jon Stewart previews today's show and promises if someone is good, they'll get one of his blue foam balls.
05/11/1999
02:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
We Fix Everything
Without guns, we would soon fall prey to the evil machinations of deer and rabbit. They're out there, nibbling ever closer.
05/11/1999
01:32
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
This Just In - Copping a Feel
An illegal strip search of a suspect in a crime results in a federal judge awarding a $5 million settlement to the victim.
05/12/1999
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Moment of Zen - Yeltsin
Boris Yeltsin delivers a presumably drunk speech.
05/12/1999
00:44
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Recap - 5/13/99
A recap of today's top stories and a preview of tomorrow's show, including Star Wars coverage.
05/12/1999
04:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Lobsterman
A 300 pound spandex-clad wrestler throws his claw into the presidential campaign ring.
05/12/1999
04:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Ted Danson
Ted Danson and his wife are highly competitive, which makes meditating together very difficult.
05/12/1999
01:54
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Rebel Yeltsin
Boris Yeltsin emerges from his vodka fog to fire his prime minister for the fourth time.
05/12/1999
02:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Death Certificate
The residents of Beverly Hills are forced to wear fur as they are confronted by temperatures as low as 60 degrees.
05/12/1999
01:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Other News - Pushing the Envelopes
J.D. Salinger's ex-lover wants her children to go to college, meet a reclusive author, nail him and then cash in on the relationship later.
05/12/1999
02:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Public Excess - Killing Us Softly
A collection of some of the most horrific performers that public access television has to offer.
05/12/1999
01:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Other News - Wandering Jews
With Israelis in America flying home to vote in the national elections, flight attendants will hear lots of people demanding the kosher meal.
05/13/1999
01:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Cashing Out
Robert Rubin steps down as White House Treasury Secretary, Bill Clinton has one less secretary to chase around his desk.
05/13/1999
01:05
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
This Just In - Brave New Worm
Tapeworms may posses a gene which could help humans live longer, so don't let your dying, rich uncle play in the dirt.
05/13/1999
00:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Intro - Secret Word
In honor of a policeman in the audience, Jon announces the secret word, "cup it."
05/13/1999
00:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Moment of Zen - Snake Swallow
A man puts a snake up his nose and pulls it out his mouth.
05/13/1999
01:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Bloke and Dagger
The identities of British spies are revealed online and with a credit card you can see Pussy Galore.
05/13/1999
02:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Thersday for the Graduates
Even though Jon Stewart was not asked to give a commencement speech at a school or university, he's decided to give one anyway.
05/13/1999
01:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Star Wars - The Obligatory Coverage
Excitement is Hollywood's middle name, especially when it comes to waiting in long lines.
05/13/1999
02:05
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Ad Nauseam - Presentation
Be careful when introducing new characters too abruptly in your commercial, especially when it is a potentially vicious, human sized bunny.
05/13/1999
01:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Plea in My Mouth
Prosecutors delivered the charges against Larry Flynt in a low, breathy voice.
05/13/1999
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