The Colbert Report

Ronald DePinho

Season 7 • 01/06/2011

Thanks to Ronald DePinho's research on aging, older people may never stop working.

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03:23

The Colbert ReportS7
Huckleberry Finn Censorship

NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
01/05/2011
00:22

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon

If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
01/05/2011
04:08

The Colbert ReportS7
Yellowline International, Inc.

In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
01/05/2011
05:44

The Colbert ReportS7
What's a Reince Priebus?

Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
01/05/2011
06:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Atul Gawande

Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
01/05/2011
00:11

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Boris the Lynx

Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
01/06/2011
07:27

The Colbert ReportS7
Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild Lynx

A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
01/06/2011
03:59

The Colbert ReportS7
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
01/06/2011
01:27

The Colbert ReportS7
Shout-Out to Arby's

After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
01/06/2011
01:00

The Colbert ReportS7
John Boehner's Large Gavel

House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
01/06/2011
05:55

The Colbert ReportS7
Ronald DePinho

Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
01/06/2011
01:39

The Colbert ReportS7
Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona Attack

Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
01/10/2011
00:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/10/11

Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
01/10/2011
00:04

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
01/10/2011
05:26

The Colbert ReportS7
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2

Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
01/10/2011
04:59

The Colbert ReportS7
Fen Montaigne

Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
01/10/2011
04:49

The Colbert ReportS7
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1

The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
01/10/2011
03:05

The Colbert ReportS7
Bull Sessions

Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
01/10/2011
09:43

The Colbert ReportS7
MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig

Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
01/11/2011
01:38

The Colbert ReportS7
Snowstorm Preparation

Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
01/11/2011
02:59

The Colbert ReportS7
Lithuania Perfume

Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
01/11/2011
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