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Headlines - Leonar-D'Oh!

Season 11 • 05/17/2006

The albino lobby comes out swinging against "The Da Vinci Code" movie

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Moment of Zen - Aunt Sadie's Calls

The NSA is collecting, but not listening to, your phone calls.
05/15/2006
05:33

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Denis Leary

Denis Leary believes that a Jewish guy who can dunk might be the answer to world peace.
05/16/2006
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Are You Prepared?!? - To Face Certain Death

By allowing Samantha Bee into her home, this woman shows an insufficient level of suspicion, which, alone, is enough to cause her death.
05/16/2006
06:46

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Headlines - Borders

We cannot solve the immigration problem by inciting people to anger or playing on their fears -- that's what terrorism and gay people are for.
05/16/2006
00:26

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Moment of Zen - Immigration Rehearsal

CNN accidentally broadcasts President Bush rehearsing for his address on immigration.
05/16/2006
00:39

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Daily/Colbert - Tony Fever

The only prescription for Tony fever is bed rest, Motrin and Megan Lawrence for "The Pajama Game."
05/16/2006
03:59

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Back in Black - Not Exactly Praying

Lewis Black questions the God credentials of Howard Dean, James Dobson and Fred Phelps.
05/17/2006
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Moment of Zen - Jesus Decoded

A Catholic Church documentary warns against taking "The Da Vinci Code" at face value.
05/17/2006
04:15

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Tax Cuts

John Hodgman analyzes Bush's tax cut program and finds that economics is a dismal science.
05/17/2006
07:55

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Ramesh Ponnuru

Author Ramesh Ponnuru discusses his views on abortion and stem cell research and why he thinks the democrats, the media and the courts disregard human life.
05/17/2006
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Headlines - Leonar-D'Oh!

"The Da Vinci Code" debuts in theaters, sparking protests from Catholics and albinos around the world.
05/17/2006
01:36

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Dig Him Up

Everyday Jon Stewart comes into work and asks everyone in the office if they've heard anything new about Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts.
05/18/2006
03:56

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The Decider - The Origin

The Decider decides without fear of repercussion, consequence or correctness.
05/18/2006
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Moment of Zen - Tony's a Star

Fred Barnes gives his opinion of Tony Snow on Fox News.
05/18/2006
01:03

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Daily/Colbert - Semi-Conscious Distraction

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
05/18/2006
05:28

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Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson's main tenet of his book is to "keep breathing."
05/18/2006
03:38

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Borrowed Time

The schmaltzy sports features during a horse race have to borrow from the schmaltzy speeches on "The West Wing."
05/18/2006
03:34

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Fox in the Henhouse

Jon Stewart is going to have to "Jew down" his expectations of new White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.
05/18/2006
05:24

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Caroline Kennedy

The Kennedy Foundation awards try to show that people should demand the best from their leaders.
06/05/2006
03:01

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Gayjewistan

Iconic American communities that don't exist are getting funding from the Department of Homeland Security.
06/05/2006
04:47

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Pump My Ride

Thanks to Bill Dressler, New Jersey is safe for now, but he has cautionary words for those who live in the unlucky 48.
06/05/2006
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