The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 07/25/2000
Joe Eszterhas plans a future for Bill Clinton's penis.
A Quick Word of Advice - Hillary's RageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon blames Hillary Clinton's rage for her recent troubles and offers her some quick advice.
Nut CaseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Like many men, Frank Miller had a problem with his penis, so he and wife Doris invented the Chastity Belt 2000.
Peter FondaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Peter Fonda is alive, which is not a cynical remark. He's alive because it's the best way to start the day.
Back in Black - Indecision 2000 - Hillary's Jew ProblemThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
An old acquaintance of Hillary Clinton accuses her of calling him a f**king Jew bastard, while the New York GOP chairman calls the first lady everything else.
The Great Blackout of 2000The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vance DeGeneres provides a step-by-step account of a crippling blackout that devastated three blocks of New York's Upper East Side in July.
Moment of Zen - R.O.C.K. in the USAThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and their wives wave to a cheering crowd while John Mellencamp's "R.O.C.K. in the USA" plays in the background.
Headlines - Indecision 2000 - See Dick RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Governor George W. Bush picks Dick Cheney, the chair of his vice- presidential search committee, to be his running mate.
Indecision 2000 - Cheney's QuestionnaireThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell analyzes the questionnaire that Dick Cheney, head of Bush's vice presidential search committee, gave to potential Bush running mates.
Recap - 7/25/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
Intro - 7/25/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
Joe EszterhasThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Joe Eszterhas talks about his controversial new book "American Rhapsody" and Bill Clinton's Hollywood future.
Headlines - Chest DefenseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
Other News - Felonious MonkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
Moment of Zen - Making OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
Recap - 7/26/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
Books A Poppin' - EbooksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
Indecision 2000 - Jazz HandsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
Item of the Week - Glued PenisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
Jennifer BealsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
Headlines - Peace OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
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