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Guy-Fawkers
Season 5 • 11/04/2009
Michele Bachmann rallies opponents of health care reform on Guy Fawkes Day.
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00:34
Intro - 11/5/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Canadian athletes dope with beaver musk to gain an unfair advantage at the Winter Games, and William Bratton runs from the law.
11/04/2009
00:27
Intro - 11/4/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen takes a wait-and-swim approach to global warming and talks to Harold Evans about the newspaper business.
11/04/2009
05:00
Formidable Opponent - Global Warming With Al Gore
The Colbert Report
S5
Al Gore explains to Stephen and Stephen and Al Gore that stopping global warming doesn't have to hurt the economy.
11/04/2009
06:39
Harold Evans
The Colbert Report
S5
Harold Evans talks about being married to Tina Brown, getting knighted by the queen and exposing spies in the British government.
11/04/2009
03:31
'09 Off-Year Semi-Presidential Electferendum
The Colbert Report
S5
Barack Obama loses the New Jersey and Virginia gubernatorial races, and Chris Christie uses Monty Python to attack Jon Corzine.
11/04/2009
02:47
Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh & Us Weekly
The Colbert Report
S5
Rush Limbaugh has no clue about who will beat Barack Obama in 2012, and Us Weekly judges celebrities' kids on their appearance.
11/04/2009
04:33
William Bratton
The Colbert Report
S5
William Bratton works to take the American police force model to emerging democracies and post-conflict nations.
11/04/2009
04:50
Cheating Death - Swine Flu Scam Detector & Vaxaconda
The Colbert Report
S5
The Prescott Swine Flu Scam Detector exposes fake treatments, while Vaxaconda prevents kidney failure and rodent infestations.
11/04/2009
00:15
Sign Off - Donate to U.S. Speedskating
The Colbert Report
S5
Don't forget to donate to the U.S. Speedskating team.
11/04/2009
00:12
Sign Off - Poison Gas
The Colbert Report
S5
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here -- Stephen's flooding the studio with poison gas.
11/04/2009
01:56
Guy-Fawkers
The Colbert Report
S5
Michele Bachmann one-ups the tea party protests by holding a health care reform rally on Guy Fawkes Day.
11/04/2009
02:51
Trouble, Coverage
The Colbert Report
S5
The House Democrats pass health care reform while Republicans are at home watching Wanda Sykes' new show.
11/09/2009
03:10
U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold
The Colbert Report
S5
Thanks to the Colbert Nation, the U.S. Speedskating team wins the gold at the World Cup.
11/09/2009
00:31
Intro - 11/9/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The House passes a health care bill late Saturday night, and Stephen ignores Thomas Campbell's suggested donation request.
11/09/2009
07:56
Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle
The Colbert Report
S5
Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens.
11/09/2009
05:19
Thomas Campbell
The Colbert Report
S5
Thomas Campbell explains to Stephen why people come to see art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
11/09/2009
00:03
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen says goodnight.
11/09/2009
00:09
Sign Off - You Can't Take It With You
The Colbert Report
S5
You can't take it with you, but you can lick it so no one else takes it when you're gone.
11/10/2009
00:30
Intro - 11/10/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The Iranian revolution celebrates 30 years, and Stephen assumes Maria Shriver's new charity is California.
11/10/2009
02:21
Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman
The Colbert Report
S5
Just because Barney Frank authored a bill to legalize medical marijuana doesn't mean he could recognize a pot plant.
11/10/2009
05:17
Maria Shriver
The Colbert Report
S5
Maria Shriver feeds Stephen Lovin' Scoopful, her new ice cream that benefits Special Olympics.
11/10/2009
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