The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/7/12
Season 8 • 03/07/2012
Super Tuesday results are in, and Willem Dafoe stars in a movie about war on Mars.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Due or Die
Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jonathan Safran Foer
Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
The Colbert ReportS8 Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State Assembly
While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India.
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday Results
Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney.
The Colbert ReportS8 Iranian Irony Threat
As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cyber Republican Convention
With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations.
The Colbert ReportS8 Higgs Boson Humor
The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider.
The Colbert ReportS8 Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 3/7/12
Stephen reveals the results of Super Tuesday, considers the pros of going to war with Iran and talks Mars with Willem Dafoe.
The Colbert ReportS8 Herman Cain's Avant-Garde PAC Ad
Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza.
The Colbert ReportS8 Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan
Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight with a Smile
Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
The Colbert ReportS8 Katherine Boo
Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republicans' Southern Strategy - Dave "Mudcat" Saunders
Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays."
The Colbert ReportS8 Daylight Savings Socialism
They say you get your daylight saving's hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime?
The Colbert ReportS8 Republicans' Southern Strategy
Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
The Colbert ReportS8 ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
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