The Colbert Report
Intro - 11/13/12
Season 9 E 24 • 11/13/2012
Government officials become role models, and former Speaker Newt Gingrich discusses his novel, "Victory at Yorktown."

Watching

02:58
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's Pipe
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
11/12/2012
04:10
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon Stewart
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
11/12/2012
05:27
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Ken Burns
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
11/12/2012
04:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Secret Second 501c4 - Trevor Potter
Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.
11/12/2012
03:01
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
David Petraeus's "All In" Affair
CIA Director David Petraeus has an improper relationship with his biographer, which puts every biographer and subject, including Lincoln, under suspicion.
11/12/2012
04:20
The Colbert ReportS9 E24
2072: Race to the White Orb
The 2016 presidential election is really pre-heating up, but America needs to know the favorites for 2020 and 2072.
11/13/2012
00:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E24
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
11/13/2012
06:48
The Colbert ReportS9 E24
Tip/Wag - Pranab Mukherjee, Brazilian Scientists, Sonia Sotomayor
The Hindu festival of lights follows liberal orders, Brazil researchers cure erectile dysfunction in rats, and Justice Sonia Sotomayor knocks princesses.
11/13/2012
04:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E24
Newt Gingrich Pt. 1
The former presidential candidate explores historical fiction, George Washington's leadership and America's future moon base.
11/13/2012
04:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E24
Newt Gingrich Pt. 2
The former House Speaker discusses Mitt Romney's campaign, the Latino vote and the dangers of Super PACs.
11/13/2012
00:29
The Colbert ReportS9 E24
Intro - 11/13/12
Government officials become role models, and former Speaker Newt Gingrich discusses his novel, "Victory at Yorktown."
11/13/2012
03:51
The Colbert ReportS9 E25
Tony Kushner Pt. 1
Pulitzer Prize winner Tony Kushner describes how "Lincoln" is a bit like a state basketball tournament movie.
11/14/2012
02:31
The Colbert ReportS9 E25
High-Frequency Trading
Much like Maroon 5, computer traders make money just by churning out the same formula over and over again.
11/14/2012
03:11
The Colbert ReportS9 E25
Tony Kushner Pt. 2
Tony Kushner introduces a clip from "Lincoln" and explains how Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln are similar.
11/14/2012
00:28
The Colbert ReportS9 E25
Intro - 11/14/12
Technology revolutionizes Wall Street, and "Lincoln" scriptwriter Tony Kushner joins Stephen.
11/14/2012
00:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E25
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
11/14/2012
05:56
The Colbert ReportS9 E25
High-Frequency Trading - Christopher Steiner
The journalist examines the Flash Crash of 2010, nanosecond trading, and the algorithms behind Wall Street.
11/14/2012
03:51
The Colbert ReportS9 E25
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
The maple-stream media have their mittens in a bunch over something Stephen said in "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
11/14/2012
03:18
The Colbert ReportS9 E26
Cheating Death - Flu-Fighting Meth
Science determines that other than brain damage, heart disease, severe weight loss, psychosis and destroying people's lives, meth is beneficial.
11/15/2012
05:42
The Colbert ReportS9 E26
Chris Stringer
Paleoanthropologist Chris Stringer shares his book, "Lone Survivors: How We Came to Be the Only Humans on Earth."
11/15/2012
03:41
The Colbert ReportS9 E26
Millennial Generation Soup Campaign
Music and edgy online graphics capture the rebellious spirit of America's hottest liquid food trend, Campbell's "Go" soups.
11/15/2012
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