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Texodus II
Season 7 • 06/05/2003
General Tommy Franks soberly acknowledges the sacrifices men and women have made in the war.
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00:07
Moment of Zen - Martha at the NYSE
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Martha Stewart rings the opening bell at the NYSE.
06/04/2003
04:15
Martha Martha Martha!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Peace in the middle east? Found weapons of mass destruction? Nah, Martha Stewart was indicted.
06/04/2003
05:03
The Jobbing of America - CEOs
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Getting on the CEO fast track; one that's tilted and greased with some lubricant, on wheels, and then placed in the aisle of a Concord roaring at mach 4 towards CEOtown.
06/04/2003
05:27
Tyrese
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon interviews R&B singer, Tyrese, talks about his new movie 2 Fast 2 Furious.
06/05/2003
03:50
Doty Deed
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Memorial tribute to perennial political powerhouse Charles R. Doty
06/05/2003
03:33
Slipping Through the Cracks
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
If you've ever wondered what Republican kiddie porn looks like, now you know.
06/05/2003
02:46
Communication Breakdown
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The FCC approves a sweeping relaxation of media ownership rules that will allow tv and newspaper conglomerates to get more conglomerated.
06/05/2003
01:24
Texodus
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
President Bush resolves the conflict between Israel and Palestine, and then heads off to Qatar to keep Colin Powell from shaking hands with the troops.
06/05/2003
00:53
Ambassador of Croon
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jon plans to ask Tyrese the same questions he asked Madeline Albright on last night's episode.
06/05/2003
00:11
Moment of Zen - The Fox Rap
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Those hounds at Fox News
06/05/2003
01:02
Texodus II
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
President George W. Bush addresses the Weapons of Mass Destruction issue using deliberately vague wording
06/05/2003
08:07
The Phantom Menace
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
President Bush stays at arm's length from the WMD controversy, but Britain has a more primitive system of accountability.
06/09/2003
02:10
Ad Nauseam - Spokesman
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Rob Corddry shows how a good commercial makes you fall in love with the product, while a great commercial makes you fall in love with the person selling it.
06/09/2003
00:14
Moment of Zen - Dennis Kucinich
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Congressman Dennis Kucinich screams about finding the missing weapons of mass destruction.
06/09/2003
03:49
The Book on Hillary
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ed Helms is at Hillary Clinton's new book signing and the excitement is palpable.
06/09/2003
05:10
Guy Pearce
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Guy Pearce talks about the baby tigers that followed him around in Cambodia.
06/09/2003
05:22
Newt Gingrich Pt. 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Newt Gingrich shows how America could have been changed in his new book.
06/10/2003
03:29
Mess O'Potamia - Heir
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Iraq has been under the autocratic rule of one man for decades, so it stands to reason the government Iraqis most want to replace him with is a monarchy.
06/10/2003
00:08
Moment of Zen - Ribbon Ceremony
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Ambassador Paul Bremer helps an Iraqi cut the ribbon for the opening of the City Hall complex in Baghdad.
06/10/2003
05:32
Hairless Whisper
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Rob Corddry goes undercover as a balding man to find out what life is like for these hairless freaks.
06/10/2003
02:23
Middle East Peace
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Israel and Palestine have the Roadmap to Peace, but they took the wrong junction to Crazytown.
06/10/2003
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