The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dwarf Shortage

Season 4 • 03/09/2000

How difficult is it to import a dwarf?

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Indecision 2000 - Super Tuesday

Mo Rocca, Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert hit the road to find out which state's primary is the most important: New York, California or Rhode Island.
03/08/2000
02:29

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Back in Black - Stupor Tuesday

There were other events throughout the world on Super Tuesday that no one cared about either.
03/08/2000
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Moment of Zen - McCain Wins

George W. Bush declares John McCain the Republican Presidential nominee.
03/08/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Super Tuesday Wednesday

George W. Bush and Al Gore took control of their parties' nominations convincingly on Super Tuesday.
03/08/2000
05:01

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Garry Shandling

Jon feels like he slaved all day over these questions, and he's just yakking at Garry.
03/09/2000
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Moment of Zen - The Polar Bear Club

The Polar Bear Club swims to enjoy the cold weather.
03/09/2000
00:22

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Recap - 3/13/00

Well, guys, thanks for playing; please enjoy our Election 2000 home game.
03/09/2000
03:29

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Headlines - Indecision 2000 - The End of the Affair

Smug, well-funded party insiders bow out of the presidential race to allow room for radical anti-establishment insurgents.
03/09/2000
02:55

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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actress

The year of cross-dressing dangerously's lead actress should take home the Oscar.
03/09/2000
01:38

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Headlines - Skate Crime

Boston Bruin's enforcer decides that Vancouver Canuck Brashear won't need his motor skills or cognitive reasoning.
03/09/2000
05:06

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Dwarf Shortage

Fearful dwarves are whistling while they work, but it is definitely not a happy tune.
03/09/2000
02:29

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Headlines - Guns 'N' Poses

The gun death rate is down to a thirty year low and you know what that means: time to buy!
03/14/2000
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Other News - Love Sphinx

It's a whole new world for the modern gal in Egypt as Egyptian women win the right to divorce.
03/14/2000
03:56

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Way Behind the Music - Monti Rock III

All you need is a good story and a dead pussy to make it in this world.
03/14/2000
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Headlines - Immaculate Contrition

American Airlines' St. Peter's Basilica plays host to Pope John Paul II's request for forgiveness for the sins of the Catholic Church.
03/14/2000
01:08

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Juan Stewarte

Jon is wondering what his guests from Illinois really think of the guests from Bogota.
03/14/2000
00:18

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Moment of Zen - The One Freedom

Charlton Heston defends the one freedom that protects all other freedoms.
03/14/2000
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Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard is the kind of guy who pretends he's a woman, and then you wake up next to him and go, "Whoops."
03/14/2000
02:04

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Ad Nauseam - False Advertising

These kids are grabbing life by the horns and taking it for a ride.
03/14/2000
03:42

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Candidate Stature

Polling isn't just a science.
03/14/2000
01:33

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Headlines - Eschewing

Married author Salman Rushdie is linked to model Padma Lakshmi. Insulting the glory of Islam really pays for this guy.
03/14/2000
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