The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dwarf Shortage

Season 4 • 03/09/2000

How difficult is it to import a dwarf?

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04:42

Indecision 2000 - Super Tuesday
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Mo Rocca, Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert hit the road to find out which state's primary is the most important: New York, California or Rhode Island.
03/08/2000
02:29

Back in Black - Stupor Tuesday
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There were other events throughout the world on Super Tuesday that no one cared about either.
03/08/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - McCain Wins
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George W. Bush declares John McCain the Republican Presidential nominee.
03/08/2000
05:09

Indecision 2000 - Super Tuesday Wednesday
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George W. Bush and Al Gore took control of their parties' nominations convincingly on Super Tuesday.
03/08/2000
05:01

Garry Shandling
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Jon feels like he slaved all day over these questions, and he's just yakking at Garry.
03/09/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - The Polar Bear Club
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The Polar Bear Club swims to enjoy the cold weather.
03/09/2000
00:22

Recap - 3/13/00
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Well, guys, thanks for playing; please enjoy our Election 2000 home game.
03/09/2000
03:29

Headlines - Indecision 2000 - The End of the Affair
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Smug, well-funded party insiders bow out of the presidential race to allow room for radical anti-establishment insurgents.
03/09/2000
02:55

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actress
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The year of cross-dressing dangerously's lead actress should take home the Oscar.
03/09/2000
01:38

Headlines - Skate Crime
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Boston Bruin's enforcer decides that Vancouver Canuck Brashear won't need his motor skills or cognitive reasoning.
03/09/2000
05:06

Dwarf Shortage
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Fearful dwarves are whistling while they work, but it is definitely not a happy tune.
03/09/2000
02:29

Headlines - Guns 'N' Poses
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The gun death rate is down to a thirty year low and you know what that means: time to buy!
03/14/2000
01:16

Other News - Love Sphinx
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It's a whole new world for the modern gal in Egypt as Egyptian women win the right to divorce.
03/14/2000
03:56

Way Behind the Music - Monti Rock III
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All you need is a good story and a dead pussy to make it in this world.
03/14/2000
02:16

Headlines - Immaculate Contrition
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American Airlines' St. Peter's Basilica plays host to Pope John Paul II's request for forgiveness for the sins of the Catholic Church.
03/14/2000
01:08

Juan Stewarte
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Jon is wondering what his guests from Illinois really think of the guests from Bogota.
03/14/2000
00:18

Moment of Zen - The One Freedom
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Charlton Heston defends the one freedom that protects all other freedoms.
03/14/2000
04:38

Eddie Izzard
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Eddie Izzard is the kind of guy who pretends he's a woman, and then you wake up next to him and go, "Whoops."
03/14/2000
02:04

Ad Nauseam - False Advertising
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These kids are grabbing life by the horns and taking it for a ride.
03/14/2000
03:42

Candidate Stature
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Polling isn't just a science.
03/14/2000
01:33

Headlines - Eschewing
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Married author Salman Rushdie is linked to model Padma Lakshmi. Insulting the glory of Islam really pays for this guy.
03/14/2000
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