The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 08/16/2006
The latest polls have Alan Schlesinger at six percent, with a margin of error of plus or minus six percent.
French FriesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
Jon's ApologyThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
PeacelandThe Colbert ReportS2
A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
Sign Off - E-Mail PasswordThe Colbert ReportS2
America, rest assured -- Stephen is looking out for you through the Internet.
The Word - El ComandanteThe Colbert ReportS2
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Let's Make This HappenThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
Sign Off - Historic HoaxThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen offers NASA the use of his studio so they can re-shoot the "moon landing."
Morgan SpurlockThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
Intro - 8/16/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen celebrates Fidel Castro, looks back at the Cold War and interviews FX host Morgan Spurlock.
Was It Really That Bad? - Cold WarThe Colbert ReportS2
The Berlin Wall provided career-defining moments for President Reagan and German metal band the Scorpions.
Alan SchlesingerThe Colbert ReportS2
The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
ContinuityThe Colbert ReportS2
Viewers alert Stephen to the fact that Killer is on a commando mission to rescue Stephen Jr. and couldn't possibly have been on the previous night's show.
Better Know a District - California's 31stThe Colbert ReportS2
In California's 31st district, the who's whom do where's when with the why what.
Intro - 8/17/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on Pluto, interviews Neil Young, and talks with Hollywood Congressman Javier Becerra.
Better Know a District - California's 31st - Javier BecerraThe Colbert ReportS2
Why does Congressman Javier Becerra wants to translate our American paintings into Spanish?
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS2
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and Stephen Colbert trash talk spheres in the running to be new planets.
Green Screen Challenge - The AnnouncementThe Colbert ReportS2
The Report starts showing your bold depictions of Stephen's heroic fight.
Intro - 8/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on drug companies, a British food study and interviews linguist Geoffrey Nunberg.
Atheists in FoxholesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen recommends shipping atheists to war so they can destroy someone else's society for a change.
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