The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Senators Mitch and Chong & Resourceful Rich Folk
Season 9 • 05/22/2013
Rand Paul supports hemp farming, and parents hire disabled people to cut lines at Disney World.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/21/13
An unexpected treatment alleviates heart disease, the government meddles in people's private lives, and Harvard's Noah Feldman discusses America's relationship with China.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cheating Death - Sun Exposure & Marijuana
Sunlight treats high blood pressure, and marijuana improves metabolism.
The Colbert ReportS9 Noah Feldman
Dr. Noah Feldman defines "Cool War" and explains why America should be afraid of China as a fast-rising, interdependent global superpower.
The Colbert ReportS9 Irish Potato Famine Pathogen
Justice has finally been served for a cold-blooded killer who has been at large for over 150 years.
The Colbert ReportS9 Census Bureau Harassment
Every few years, the Census Bureau shows up on people's front porches like a drunk ex-boyfriend, so Congressman Jeff Duncan attempts to stop it.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 5/22/13
PBS deals with a scandal, and indie rockers The National share their dark gloomy music.
The Colbert ReportS9 "Citizen Koch"
PBS drops a documentary called "Citizen Koch" because it feared the reaction of billionaire sponsor David Koch.
The Colbert ReportS9 IRS Tea Party Scandal
House Speaker John Boehner wants to send someone to jail, and IRS official Lois Lerner refuses to testify in front of Congress.
The Colbert ReportS9 Matt Berninger
Matt Berninger of The National talks about Cincinnati's staple spaghetti dish, perfectionism and his band's meaningless moniker.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tip/Wag - Senators Mitch and Chong & Resourceful Rich Folk
Senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul say hemp is different from marijuana, and black-market Disney guides help rich families skip ride lines.
The Colbert ReportS9 C.J. Chivers
The New York Times's C.J. Chivers explains the ways in which the Syrians and Iraqis are involved in the same civil war.
The Colbert ReportS9 AUMF Repeal - Andrew Bacevich
Retired Colonel Andrew Bacevich reviews President Obama's drone program speech and reveals the last time Congress declared war.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen will be thin as a rail after taking a week off.
The Colbert ReportS9 AUMF Repeal
President Obama wants to repeal 60 words of eternal war-justifying deliciousness, but Senator Lindsey Graham would rather broaden Obama's war powers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Redemption for All
Somebody before Pope Francis should have mentioned that believing in God was optional when it comes to getting into Heaven.
The Colbert ReportS9 TrackingPoint Rifle
Because the TrackingPoint rifle comes complete with its own built-in Wi-Fi server, hunters can track their prey even if it leaves the Starbucks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Week Off
Stephen promises to report on the big news stories he missed as soon as he cares.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan
Freshman Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan doubts that the Hunger Games are included in the Obamacare bill.
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