The Colbert Report
The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds You
Season 8 • 11/02/2011
Thirty percent of America's poor are uninsured, while 800,000 pets have health insurance.
Herman Cain Under AttackThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's sexual harassment controversy is a classic case of "he said/she's legally prohibited from saying."
Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer & Chris ThileThe Colbert ReportS8
Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer and Chris Thile explain goat rodeos and discuss their totally American, genre-proof music.
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen presents the dramatic conclusion of his Occupy Wall Street co-occupation.
Intro - 11/1/11The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain faces more controversy, Stephen resumes his infiltration of Occupy Wall Street, and Yo-Yo Ma's all-star musical group performs.
Herman Cain's International AffairsThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain understands domestic issues because he has experience selling pizza, and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian.
Sign Off - White Castle & BeerThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight with a pint of Michael Pollan's home-brewed beer and a White Castle Crave Crate.
Michael PollanThe Colbert ReportS8
Author Michael Pollan tries to cut through the confusion of food advertising claims with commonsense guidelines in his book "Food Rules."
MuffingateThe Colbert ReportS8
The Department of Justice releases a full-color, 151-page cost report proving no government money was wasted on muffins.
Intro - 11/2/11The Colbert ReportS8
America's income gap worsens, the government investigates federal waste, and Michael Pollan discusses his book "Food Rules."
The Word - Bite the Hand That Feeds YouThe Colbert ReportS8
The pets of wealthy Americans have more disposable income than most poor people, suggesting a simple answer for closing the income gap.
Ghost SexThe Colbert ReportS8
An Ohio family photographs what they purport to be ghosts having sex in their house.
Nathan WolfeThe Colbert ReportS8
Dr. Nathan Wolfe discusses the emergence of new viruses and their potential effect on people around the world.
European Investment ProspectusThe Colbert ReportS8
China won't bite on Europe's turd panini, so Stephen enlists the help of Hans Beinholtz to tempt possible investors.
Sign Off - PurellThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen pumps Purell into his hands and says goodnight.
Intro - 11/3/11The Colbert ReportS8
Europe tries to save the Greek economy, media coverage of Herman Cain's sexual harassment scandal continues, and Nathan Wolfe discusses pandemics.
Colbert Super PAC - Herman Cain's Fundraising & Rush Limbaugh's StereotypesThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's sexual harassment scandal doesn't hurt his campaign fundraising, and Rush Limbaugh shares his racial stereotype expertise.
Niall FergusonThe Colbert ReportS8
Niall Ferguson explains that the U.S. economy has been the biggest in the world, since 1872, but will be overtaken by China in 2016.
Colbert Super PAC - Issue AdsThe Colbert ReportS8
Make Us Great Again creates a Rick Perry ad, and the Nebraska Democratic Party skirts campaign finance limits with Ben Nelson's issue ads.
Colbert Super PAC - Issue Ads - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS8
Trevor Potter explains how the Colbert Super PAC can adopt Karl Rove's tactic of adopting Ben Nelson's issue ad tactic.
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