The Colbert Report
Christmas in June
Season 3 • 06/26/2007
Nothing cools you off in the summertime better than a frothy mug of eggnog.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tom Hayden
Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Fourth Branch
Dick Cheney is our shadow leader and he can stick his papers where the sun don't shine.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Contract
Even if you didn't like tonight's show, Stephen will still see you tomorrow.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Elsewhere
The Bush administration is thinking of closing the prison at Guantanamo Bay and moving it elsewhere. Stephen figures they'll move it to Mars, and he knows exactly why.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tony Blair's Conversion
Prime Minister Tony Blair may be converting to Catholicism, according to a priest who heard it from a bishop who heard it from a cardinal who read it in the British tabloids.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Visions of Sugarplums
Stephen signs off, hoping that visions of sugarplums dance in your heads -- for six months.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Fred Thompson
Fred Thompson's ex-girlfriends are lining up to endorse him, so Stephen is rewarding the potential presidential candidate's ability to do it Alpha-Doggie style.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/26/07
Tonight: Ton Blair meets with the Pope, the Administration considers closing Gitmo, and guest David France tells Stephen that gaydar is real.
The Colbert ReportS3 David France
David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.
The Colbert ReportS3 Christmas Presents
The Mexican government is upset that the U.S. government built a fence on its side of the border. Stephen assures them it was a Christmas present.
The Colbert ReportS3 Christmas in June
It's June 26, 2007, and Stephen is ringing in the yuletide spirit early by combining his tree-lighting ceremony with the 4th of July.
The Colbert ReportS3 Give Stephen an iPhone
Stephen was outraged to find out that three major newspapers received iPhones before he did, so he reviewed an imaginary one and gave it zero stars.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tom Blanton
Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
The Colbert ReportS3 Daniel Gilbert
Daniel Gilbert talks about his new book and tells Stephen that money doesn't buy happiness, kids are a pain in the ass and marriage and religion will make you happy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Shaq
Shaquille O'Neal sells-out fast-food marketing, Sinead O'Connor still hates Jesus, Harry Potter spoilers aren't so bad and the Transformers movie is not trustworthy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/27/07
Stephen tells the CIA how to get blood out of their clothing, tries to figure out the secrets of Harry Potter's tricks and makes author Daniel Gilbert unhappy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Going on Vacation
Stephen's going on vacation for two weeks, but don't get too depressed -- think of the reruns as me-runs.
The Colbert ReportS3 Colbert Platinum - Luxury Car Wrecks
All right, billionaires, put down your diamond-encrusted diamond encruster and tune into the latest edition of Colbert Platinum.
The Colbert ReportS3 Civil Unrest in Iran
The Iranian government began rationing gas to its citizens, causing long lines and riots. This is fantastic news -- Iran today is like America in the 1970s.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 6/28/07
Tonight: A Republican senator turns against the war, a segment for high-income viewers, and Stephen shows guest Doug Bailey his centrist finger.
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