The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Retails From The Dark Side

Season 4 E 63 • 11/29/1999

Washington's giant panda is put to sleep, pronounced deader than the average bear.

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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E62
This Just In - Fudge Pachyderm

Jon presents a story with no factual basis just so he can say that an elephant is gay.
11/18/1999
04:33

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E62
The Theater is Dead

San Diego psychic Jenny Whisper channels the spirits of Johnny Mercer and John Wayne as she writes her Broadway melodies.
11/18/1999
04:30

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E62
Bill Maher

As a libertarian, Bill Maher has no problem with anyone drinking bong water or their own urine.
11/18/1999
04:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
Goo Goo Dolls

Johnny Rzeznik's grocery list consists of Jack Daniels, ice and ginger ale.
11/29/1999
00:26

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
Item of the Week - Prayer

Fifty-seven percent of those who go to church pray that the hot number in accounting doesn't know about their family.
11/29/1999
01:37

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
This Just In - Heat-Ler

An ad campaign for German made heaters is being removed in Taiwan following protest over the use of an image of Adolf Hitler.
11/29/1999
00:19

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
Moment of Zen - Clinton and the Turkey

President Bill Clinton pets a turkey.
11/29/1999
02:03

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
Other News - Rodham to the Core

Hillary Clinton says she's on the verge of announcing when she will make plans to officially declare she's decided to maybe run for Senate.
11/29/1999
02:52

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
International News

It's not everyday you see Indonesian President Abdurrahman Wahid and Laotian Prime Minister Sisavath Keobounphanh together.
11/29/1999
03:15

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
Pet Psychic Convention

Correspondent Mo Rocca brings his cat to the Pet Psychic Fair and discovers that his pet has "Jupiter qualities."
11/29/1999
05:02

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63
Headlines - Retails From The Dark Side

Holiday shopping season kicks off, newscasters begin annual quest for maximum condescension quotient in pronunciation of "Hanukkah."
11/29/1999
00:30

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Millennial Moment - Happy New Year

Remember, on this New Year's you'll be waking up with a blinding headache in a strange bed covered in your own vomit -- in the New Millennium!
11/30/1999
00:33

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Recap - Lawsuit, Turtle, Penis

It's so hard to find good help that won't make eye contact with you these days.
11/30/1999
01:38

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Headlines - Terror on the Toilet

A man is suing Starbucks, claiming his penis was crushed by a defective toilet seat installed in the public restroom.
11/30/1999
02:58

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Diva Train

Correspondent Beth Littleford reports on network television's ever innovative holiday programming.
11/30/1999
01:23

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Headlines - Rocky Horror

Sylvester Stallone's former employees are suing for being fired without pay, due to breaking his household rules of conduct.
11/30/1999
02:10

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
This Just In - H-M-Ow!

A new study reveals U.S. doctors make as many as 98,000 fatal mistakes a year, doctors' point out million mistakes that aren't fatal.
11/30/1999
00:11

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Moment of Zen - Police

Policemen in riot gear march to meet protestors.
11/30/1999
01:55

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Ad Nauseam - Wonder Drugs

With today's wonder drugs, Americans are able to correct even their most repulsive physical traits, which is fantastic, but it's important to know what you're getting into.
11/30/1999
02:17

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Terror on the Toilet Investigation

Chief Criminologist Steve Carell and the Daily Show forensic experts have pieced together evidence to demonstrate how a man smashed his penis in a public toilet seat.
11/30/1999
02:25

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E64
Headlines - Gruff Trade

Protestors in Seattle rail against the World Trade Organization for placing profit above environmental concerns, but the hell with all that take a look at the freaks.
11/30/1999
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