The Colbert Report
The Word - Cognoscor Ergo Sum
Season 6 • 02/02/2010
Everybody's life can have meaning thanks to new sites like Blippy.com and IJustMadeLove.com.
David GergenThe Colbert ReportS6
David Gergen believes Obama connected with the younger generation in his State of the Union address, but not the blue-collar workers.
Sport Report - All-White Basketball & Jana RawlinsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Don "Moose" Lewis starts an all-white basketball team, and Jana Rawlinson removes her breast implants.
The Word - Siren SongThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans must tie themselves to the mast of their principles in order to sail safely to re-election.
Harold Ford Jr.The Colbert ReportS6
Harold Ford Jr. maintains his consistent pro-choice position and explains why he changed his mind about gay marriage.
Sport Report - Nicole Detling Miller & Jessica SmithThe Colbert ReportS6
Sport Psychology Consultant Nicole Detling Miller teaches Stephen how to mentally coach Jessica Smith.
Sign Off - Kentucky Fried RegretThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight while eating his Sergeant Salinger bucket of chicken.
Intro - 2/2/10The Colbert ReportS6
A new website takes social networking to the next level, and Eliot Spitzer is pretty stoked about that Tiger Woods business.
Bananafish Tale - Henry AllenThe Colbert ReportS6
Henry Allen is willing to say on record that J.D. Salinger blew it by not coming on the show.
Eliot SpitzerThe Colbert ReportS6
Eliot Spitzer thinks Americans should be furious that the financial system is being rebuilt exactly as it was before the economic collapse.
The Word - Cognoscor Ergo SumThe Colbert ReportS6
Blippy.com posts every purchase you make, and IJustMadeLove.com shows where people had sex.
John DurantThe Colbert ReportS6
John Durant eats like a caveman because our genes are best adapted to a hunter-gatherer diet.
Job Man Caravan - Peter CoveThe Colbert ReportS6
Peter Cove helps the studio audience get back to work by taking questions and offering advice.
Sign Off - Office PoolThe Colbert ReportS6
If you had "30 minutes" in your office Length of the Colbert Report Pool, you won.
Intro - 2/3/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks if gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military, and John Durant wants us to live like cavemen.
Job Man CaravanThe Colbert ReportS6
Unemployment is racing out of control faster than a Toyota Camry through your grandmother's garage door.
Be Almost All That You Can BeThe Colbert ReportS6
John McCain won't consider changing the "don't ask, don't tell" policy until he hears from every leader of the military.
Intro - 2/4/10The Colbert ReportS6
A CIA agent makes startling revelations, and Henry Louis Gates, Jr. reveals Stephen's ancestry.
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.The Colbert ReportS6
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. informs Stephen that he's the whitest man he's ever tested using genetic analysis.
Tip/Wag - Waterboarding & Canada's HistoryThe Colbert ReportS6
A former CIA operative admits to lying about the effectiveness of waterboarding, and The Beaver changes its name to Canada's History.
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