This Is Not Happening
Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit - Uncensored
Season 3 E 4 • 11/04/2016
Ari Shaffir describes a moment when he was overwhelmed by the holiday spirit.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E1Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - Uncensored
After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E1Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - Uncensored
When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2Lavell Crawford - White-Girl Day Camp - Uncensored
When Lavell Crawford was a kid, he went to camp, fell in love with a white girl and almost drowned because of a negligent counselor.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2Doug Stanhope - Love Triangle at the Coach & Horses - Uncensored
After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E2Greg Behrendt - Dog Pills - Uncensored
Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3Al Jackson - Guest Speaker - Uncensored
Al Jackson accidentally says yes to a gig that turns out to be an early morning speech about note-taking and organization.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3Andrew W.K. - Cafe Wha? - Uncensored
When Andrew W.K. was a teenager, he moved to New York City to become a fashion designer, but instead, he ended up participating in a terrifying audition for a band.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E3Maria Bamford - Psych Ward - Uncensored
When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4Brian Regan - Boo Sailboat
While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4Rory Scovel - Shart Attack - Uncensored
Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E4Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit - Uncensored
The first time Ari Shaffir stayed in New York for Christmas, he was moved to do something kind for a stranger and got in a little over his head.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5Louie Anderson - My Brother the Safecracker - Uncensored
Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5Bonnie McFarlane - Burning Down the House - Uncensored
Bonnie McFarlane doesn't realize that her house is on fire because she's too focused on tarot cards.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E5Liza Treyger - Always Getting Arrested - Uncensored
Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6Big Jay Oakerson - Virgin Holocaust - Uncensored
When Big Jay Oakerson was 17, he lost his virginity to an older woman who had mastered sex moves he just wasn't ready for.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6Julian McCullough - One-Sided Love Story - Uncensored
In college, Julian McCullough fell madly in love with a classmate and went to an embarrassing extreme to prove how much he cared about her.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E6Bobby Lee - Five-Way at the Riviera - Uncensored
A misstep during a late-night five-way in Las Vegas ends with Bobby Lee driving his friend to the hospital at 6am.
This Is Not HappeningS3 Ari Dies Again and Again (and Again) - Uncensored
Ari Shaffir dies in 10 different creative and glorious ways to the tune of a Run the Jewels song.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7Sean Flannery - Story of Love - Uncensored
When Sean Flannery snuck into a Huey Lewis and the News show with his friend, he got so drunk that he accidentally walked off a roof.
This Is Not HappeningS3 E7Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos - Uncensored
When Bert Kreischer was in his twenties, he backpacked through Europe and had an educational experience at a live sex show in Amsterdam.
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