The Colbert Report
Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)
Season 8 • 10/05/2011
Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) give Stephen their "classy warrior" gift package.
Intro - 10/4/11The Colbert ReportS8
The Republican field is a 10-way tie, a music legend gets into trouble, and John Lithgow brings his Emmy over for a play date.
Sign Off - Formula 401 RumorsThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff.
Bocephus's Eternal QuestionThe Colbert ReportS8
ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme.
Chris Christie 2012The Colbert ReportS8
Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927.
Chris Christie 2012 - Rick DavisThe Colbert ReportS8
Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies.
Herman Cain 2012The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie.
Herman Cain 2012 - Gay ChoiceThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay.
Sign Off - iPhone GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
Tip/Wag - Mexico City Marriage Licenses & Modern Warfare 3's XP PromotionThe Colbert ReportS8
Mexico City renders marriage less binding than a Verizon cell phone contract, and gamers earn Call of Duty Double XP time just by buying snacks.
Intro - 10/5/11The Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's poll numbers rise, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's marriage crumbles, and Black Star performs.
Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)The Colbert ReportS8
Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
Sarah Palin's Sad NewsThe Colbert ReportS8
Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Apology to Ham RoveThe Colbert ReportS8
To undo the damage he has unwittingly done to Karl Rove's otherwise spotless reputation, Stephen issues a rare clarification.
Intro - 10/6/11The Colbert ReportS8
New developments emerge in the Colbert Super PAC saga, and Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about his two tours of duty in Afghanistan.
Tribute to Steve JobsThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did.
Jason AmerineThe Colbert ReportS8
Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about fighting alongside Hamid Karzai in the Afghanistan War and remembers the troops who lost their lives there.
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Foul BallsThe Colbert ReportS8
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow supports the NBA owners who make sure Americans don't have to watch hockey.
The Word - Look Out for the Little GuyThe Colbert ReportS8
If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
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