The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 11/17/2009
Malcolm Gladwell wants to inspire readers to look at the world in a different way.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alpha Dog of the Week - Joe Perry
Joe Perry has always been the face of Aerosmith -- you just might not know it because his hair is often in the way.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/16/09
Aerosmith breaks up to pursue separate nursing homes, and Paul Goldberger discusses Stephen's favorite architect, Mike Brady.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Skeletons in the Closet
How is the governor of Rhode Island supposed to rest in peace knowing that a couple of plots over two dudes are being gay dead?
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Good Morning, Burma
Stephen says good morning to anybody watching from Burma, and congratulations on owning a TV.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor
President Obama brings great shame upon America by taking a deep bow to the emperor of Japan.
The Colbert ReportS5 Paul Goldberger
Paul Goldberger says buildings bring out our emotions and are part of our most profound memories.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kid Gloves - Marc Kielburger
Marc Kielburger attempts to break the cycle of poverty by taking kids out of child labor and putting them in school.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier
Representative Jackie Speier defends gay rights and shoots a viral skateboarding video for YouTube with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/17/09
Congress cracks down on child labor, Stephen profiles California's 12th district, and Malcolm Gladwell talks about his new book.
The Colbert ReportS5 Malcolm Gladwell
Malcolm Gladwell tries to get people to see connections between their own worlds and worlds outside of theirs.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Grand Old Pity Party
Fact checking and opposition research are the same thing to Sarah Palin because she knows the facts are out to get her.
The Colbert ReportS5 Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert
Stephen puts America on Waff-Con Four and calls on President Obama to open the strategic waffle reserves.
The Colbert ReportS5 ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers
Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls.
The Colbert ReportS5 Norah Jones
Norah Jones doesn't like her fans enough to get caught snorting coke in her underwear.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 11/18/09
Sarah Palin has a 400-page book, "2012" takes the world by storm, and Norah Jones talks about her famous father, Indiana.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Thanks, Elvis Costello
Elvis Costello will come back and do a song with Stephen when he gets his voice back.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - U.S. Speedskating Team, NY Lottery & William Phillips
The U.S. Speedskating team wins at the World Cup, the New York Lottery goes upscale, and a fifth grader refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Shakes His Moneymaker
Stephen liquidates his investments and injects them into his ass after the Senate introduces a tax on plastic surgery.
The Colbert ReportS5 Celebrating the AK-47 - John Pike
John Pike talks about the popularity of the AK-47 as the Russian designer celebrates his 90th birthday.
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